"Due to you having been dropped as a premiere client with www.DumbLeads.com - your AMALGAMATED METRICS insurance policy has been suspended indefinitely."


"You will no longer receive commissions on deals that you personally failed to fund, effective immediately. All deals currently in your pipeline will be reassigned to salespeople that actually work for a living."



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"Should you find a new provider that sells lead that close themselves, feel free to re-apply for an AM policy, and we will likely reinstate your policy with the extreme prejudice we provide for all our loafers, er... members."