This turd hit the inbox today:

"As per your request, I would like to introduce you to our unique ISO program, which is comprised of 5 separate private equities. Our clients are supported by a knowledgeable staff equipped to service a wide variety of industries, restaurants, retail companies, cosmetics, rentals, oil and gas, automobiles, and independent businesses, etc... Once approved our applicants are funded through an Underwriter, who ensures that our investments are carefully handled according to specific and effective guidelines. We couple our clients with partners that strategically match their business model to strengthen their goals and mission.

To give a more in-depth view of our program we have attached an ISO agreement. This breaks down the commission structure which provides an insight to our agreements including split funding, lock box, ach / bank, and the start - up process. Our partnerships with credit card companies and various lenders, will tailor a funding program which will meet your needs. To move forward with EZ Capital Inc., simply complete the ISO agreement and attach the following documents:"

This cutting edge business model is a rousing success I am sure.