Just curious and I felt like this could make for a funny thread on here. what is the craziest crime a merchant has committed that you discovered on background regardless of whether it killed the deal? bonus points if you still funded it regardless, I will go first.

1. on background we discovered the merchant attempted to rob a bank with a showerhead recently and was currently on bond
2. the merchant attempted to hire an escort and it turned out to be an undercover cop