I just had a record, maybe share some funny records with the stories here?
- Record length of TIB for a company you've dealt with
- Record time to close a deal
- Record times refinanced
- Record low FICO funded
- Largest default
- etc etc etc

Make the story personal so it's entertaining content. I'm sure people do NOT want to hear the standard "We just funded a $1mm reverse for a medical company" that you post to promote your company.