A Shady Funder? Nooooooooooooooo .......in the Merchant Cash Business ? naw......are you sure - because Pope John
Paul just blessed this industry - God Bless the well-tuned human beings in the Merchant Cash.....LOL

You don't want to be backdoored become a Priest LOL (I hear they like children though) ok maybe not a Priest cause they back door too (if you get my drift) maybe a Librarian (the industry hasn't bastardized Librarians yet because there isn't any money in it- that would be pretty safe for you my young friend LOL
- the MCA industry will back door your Mother - get over it.

Caveat Emptor - find a new line of work

Your funny