[Karen37a]

Sarcasm...sorry, last part is a half truth/joking, 4 Mca companies went under near me, I am still spinning from the fall out and my aversion to paperwork and contempt from smarty pants 1099 brokers who are now on my team who cant close sales trying to tell me what to do because someone gave them the title of Senior something or Vice President of Underwriting of the universe for Capital funding before they came to me.

Oh yeah. I finally have a default, some crazy pizza man who got a renewal and has been calling me monthly asking about his next renewal, telling me every 3-4 weeks how well his company is going, how pizzas are flying off the shelves, they also have a refrigerated pizza, college kids love it ,,delivery, blah blah blah. Finally he comes near renwal range, I ask for a bank statement, i never hear back from him, I call the lender about another potential merchant, ask about the pizza guy and this moron went out of business 8 months ago, but he kept paying his advance until 2 weeks ago. And has been calling me making stories up that I had to listen to when I didnt want to, cause I dont give a crap about his pizzas, every pizza guy says they have the best pizza.

If I told anyone in the real world these stories, they would never believe me. And I am sure you all have some doozies of your own.I am the only nut to type them out. I have never seen anything like this in my entire life lol I guess its fun and profitable and stressful at the same time if you do it right?

See yall soon waving **