Hello DF Family,
And black sheep of the family on DF...

I've been around for quite a while and some people are good to work with others are a pain in the ass. LITERALLY!
What I'm looking for is a DIRECT FUNDER...fast turn times and NO SHOPPING OF THE DEALS I SUBMITTED. Either its a decline or no...simple right?...WRONG!

Without going into a lengthy dissertation on all the HERDS OF COWS WITH LOOSE BOWELS...
Is there anyone that I can simply send deals to and get the fastest yes or no or OFFER?

Any feedback would be greatly appreciated!
Happy f'n Wednesday!