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07-07-2016, 09:04 AM #1
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Thursday Humor
Finally get all stips in. You call and call and call. Final underwriting gets back to you at 6pm
Final Underwriting: pic.twitter.com/NzUBgvlqwA
— Ryan David (@RDGolfMedia)
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07-07-2016, 09:50 AM #2
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hahaha so true
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07-07-2016, 10:15 AM #3
Agree, been there too many times to count
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07-07-2016, 10:28 AM #4
The wire will go out tomorrow before lunch. Maybe.
Anthony Diamond
Underwriter
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07-07-2016, 10:47 AM #5
My personal favorite is "HEADING TO FINAL REVIEW" You just had someone pick the file apart for 2 days do references and a merchant interview. In a normal world final review after all of that should be under 10 minutes probably closer to 5, in reality 5 hours later you get a list of stips that never came up at all in the original underwriting.
John Celifarco
Managing Partner
Horizon Funding Group
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Brooklyn, NY 11234
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Email: john@horizonfundinggroup.com
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07-07-2016, 10:51 AM #6
Swift just messed me over 3 weeks ago, on something they had from the beginning.
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07-07-2016, 10:53 AM #7
"the wire will be going out later today"
"ok thanks. I'll let him know"
two days later:
"Can I get a tracking number for that wire? It never showed up".
"Oh, sorry but they killed that one. Something came up in funding".
moral of the story: it doesn't fund until the money shows up in the account.
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07-07-2016, 11:16 AM #8
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Wow. That was funny! We should make Thursday Humor a weekly thing. Tooo funny!
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07-07-2016, 11:33 AM #9
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07-07-2016, 11:38 AM #10
Shouldn't have written 'just', it was 3 weeks ago, Swift dropped the ball on me, and I got PISSED!!
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07-07-2016, 12:31 PM #11
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07-07-2016, 12:33 PM #12
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