[FUNd]

Poster Child.

Thanks for bolstering the industry's reputation.

ROFLMAO. I'm wiping the tears from my eyes from laughing. Do the people in this industry go to school, ever? I mean, no wonder merchants don't want to talk to us when we call. Marketing and email literature rife with spelling errors, miscalculations, lies, misinformation, and the typical call must go like this:

"Hey, It's Vinny from Capital Cap Finance Biz Capital Financial, ayyyyyyyyy you wanna the big bucks and da' cash up in yo bank account quick like? Ayyyyy, get me dem bank statements and I'll sign your contracts for you and you got dat cash. OKay my friend, okay, you got dis? Ayy...we're like direct lenders... Direct from me (snaps fingers), right to you bro (snaps again and points finger)."

[anonymous]

Direct from me (snaps fingers), right to you bro (snaps again and points finger)."

...now that's funny