Cash Advance Company Names

**J.Celifarco** · 03-31-2016, 05:07 PM

I dont want to throw anyone under the bus with this thread but has anyone noticed that the names of some of the newer companies coming into the space are just down right terrible.. Its like they took 20 cash advance terms put them in a hat and pulled 3.. Doesn't matter what order they are in or even if it makes sense.. Not going to name names but come on people be a little original

**HDF** · 03-31-2016, 05:49 PM

Backdoor Capital would get a TON of web traffic

**FUNd** · 03-31-2016, 05:53 PM

Capital Cash Merchant Finance Funding, LLC DBA Money Merchant Business Advance Loans

**NoBigDeal** · 03-31-2016, 06:08 PM

"Backdoor Funding- How can we steal your deals?"

**VFG** · 03-31-2016, 06:13 PM

Addictive funding DBA
Multiple Positions Capital

**HDF** · 03-31-2016, 06:48 PM

Charles Manson Cash Advance, ISIS Funding, Capital Stack

Wait! What??

**CO1** · 03-31-2016, 07:12 PM

This has Always be the case!

**bdshaw** · 03-31-2016, 07:36 PM

Piranha Finance
that says it all
Bob

**TStein** · 03-31-2016, 09:35 PM

BelowDeck Capital prides itself on being one of the oldest companies in the space with over 25 years of merchant cash experience. We are a DIRECT funder providing low rates(1.45) and have the longest terms in the industry(Six Months).

Our Managing team has a combined 100 years of financial experience(Including Insider Trading, Check Fraud, and Tax Evasion).

Plus, we are located in the heart of the FINANCIAL DISTRICT on Wall Street. (Staten Island).

Why send deals anywhere else? Why be content with Double Digit Commissions? We pay triple!

**Collection Specialist** · 04-01-2016, 09:13 AM

"Usury Funding, how may we help you today?"

**ridextreme** · 04-01-2016, 09:15 AM

I always thought the dumbest name was "advance me!"

**FUNd** · 04-01-2016, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by TStein

BelowDeck Capital prides itself on being one of the oldest companies in the space with over 25 years of merchant cash experience. We are a DIRECT funder providing low rates(1.45) and have the longest terms in the industry(Six Months).

Our Managing team has a combined 100 years of financial experience(Including Insider Trading, Check Fraud, and Tax Evasion).

Plus, we are located in the heart of the FINANCIAL DISTRICT on Wall Street. (Staten Island).

Why send deals anywhere else? Why be content with Double Digit Commissions? We pay triple!

This is some funny s*it.

**Funder Mark** · 04-01-2016, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by FUNd

This is some funny s*it.

Amen!!

**funding pro** · 04-01-2016, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by TStein

BelowDeck Capital prides itself on being one of the oldest companies in the space with over 25 years of merchant cash experience. We are a DIRECT funder providing low rates(1.45) and have the longest terms in the industry(Six Months).

Our Managing team has a combined 100 years of financial experience(Including Insider Trading, Check Fraud, and Tax Evasion).

Plus, we are located in the heart of the FINANCIAL DISTRICT on Wall Street. (Staten Island).

Why send deals anywhere else? Why be content with Double Digit Commissions? We pay triple!

I just got it

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**MCABroker** · 04-01-2016, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by HDF

Charles Manson Cash Advance, ISIS Funding, Capital Stack

Wait! What??

Hahahahahaa

**mcaguru** · 04-01-2016, 10:34 AM

What would the default rate be on if the day the merchants gets funded they see the wire come in with the name "Gambino-Gotti Enterprises"

**Funder Mark** · 04-01-2016, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by mcaguru

What would the default rate be on if the day the merchants gets funded they see the wire come in with the name "Gambino-Gotti Enterprises"

I think that name would go better with a collections agency.

**mcaguru** · 04-01-2016, 10:38 AM

in-line vs get-inline

**Chambo** · 04-01-2016, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by TStein

BelowDeck Capital prides itself on being one of the oldest companies in the space with over 25 years of merchant cash experience. We are a DIRECT funder providing low rates(1.45) and have the longest terms in the industry(Six Months).

Our Managing team has a combined 100 years of financial experience(Including Insider Trading, Check Fraud, and Tax Evasion).

Plus, we are located in the heart of the FINANCIAL DISTRICT on Wall Street. (Staten Island).

Why send deals anywhere else? Why be content with Double Digit Commissions? We pay triple!

"oldest in the business"....STOP IT, JUST STOP IT

**J.Celifarco** · 04-01-2016, 02:24 PM

Now that we have covered the awful names what about name they like? Especially being half the industry rebranded this year, who did a good job? personally always liked the name Fora also even though didnt like it at first have to say Credibly has grown on me

**AlexSMF** · 04-01-2016, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by J.Celifarco

I dont want to throw anyone under the bus with this thread but has anyone noticed that the names of some of the newer companies coming into the space are just down right terrible.. Its like they took 20 cash advance terms put them in a hat and pulled 3.. Doesn't matter what order they are in or even if it makes sense.. Not going to name names but come on people be a little original

Fora is a good one. You know which one I always hated though? IOU. What a terrible name. Even though I love them as a lender.

**Funder Mark** · 04-01-2016, 02:33 PM

I think the merchants like Below Deck, like the funder is is working with the grunts

**AlexSMF** · 04-01-2016, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by HDF

Charles Manson Cash Advance, ISIS Funding, Capital Stack

Wait! What??

LOL. Enjoy the FBI visit to your door this weekend.

**mcaguru** · 04-01-2016, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by Chambo

"oldest in the business"....STOP IT, JUST STOP IT

Who would the longest serving MCA groups be ?

**CreditGuy** · 04-01-2016, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by mcaguru

Who would the longest serving MCA groups be ?

Rewards Network..........................then CAN...........Everyone else.

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