How Many Positions?!?!
Need a Funder or Vendor? START HERE

Results 1 to 25 of 38

Hybrid View

  1. #1
    Senior Member Reputation points: 8656
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    NYC
    Posts
    197

    I'm sure some of you have seen a catering company with 7 positions where something like 90k/130k of monthly revenues is ACH'D out

    Shout out:
    #Yellowstone
    #EBF
    #ACE
    #Pearl
    #Core
    #MCC
    #ARCH

    #TEAMWORK
    Last edited by TStein; 02-12-2016 at 03:16 PM.
    Tommy Stein

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by TStein View Post
    I'm sure some of you have seen a catering company with 7 positions with something like 90k/130k of monthly revenues is ACH'D out

    Shout out:
    #Yellowstone
    #EBF
    #ACE
    #Pearl
    #Core
    #MCC
    #ARCH

    #TEAMWORK
    Isn't there a rule in this forum that people advertising as direct lenders with gmail addresses get banned?

  3. #3
    Senior Member Reputation points: 8592
    Join Date
    Oct 2014
    Posts
    260

    Quote Originally Posted by Triton View Post
    Isn't there a rule in this forum that people advertising as direct lenders with gmail addresses get banned?
    Seriously you can by a domain from gmail for like $7/month
    Second place? Set of steak knives.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by OakwoodFSG View Post
    Seriously you can by a domain from gmail for like $7/month
    Nah that's too expensive for our economically savvy lenders these days. They need to put all of their lunch money into those hard to fund deals!!

  5. #5
    Senior Member Reputation points: 8656
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    NYC
    Posts
    197

    Quote Originally Posted by Triton View Post
    Isn't there a rule in this forum that people advertising as direct lenders with gmail addresses get banned?
    Would it be wrong to assume this forum can handle a little bit of sarcasm at times
    Tommy Stein

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by TStein View Post
    Would it be wrong to assume this forum can handle a little bit of sarcasm at times
    Sarcasm is one thing. As you can see there is plenty of that going around. But bul***it is another thing all together.

  7. #7
    Senior Member Reputation points: 2165
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Miami, Fl
    Posts
    148

    Quote Originally Posted by TStein View Post
    Would it be wrong to assume this forum can handle a little bit of sarcasm at times
    This guy is hilarious, I'm surprised so many people failed to see the sarcasm. He might give FUNd and anonymous a run for their money

  8. #8
    Banned Reputation points: 17587
    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Posts
    720

    Quote Originally Posted by bsmith View Post
    This guy is hilarious, I'm surprised so many people failed to see the sarcasm. He might give FUNd and anonymous a run for their money
    BelowDeck
    100% Comm

    Should add a gmail address, would probably get some free docs.

  9. #9
    Senior Member Reputation points: 8656
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    NYC
    Posts
    197

    Quote Originally Posted by anonymous View Post
    BelowDeck
    100% Comm

    Should add a gmail address, would probably get some free docs.
    TRIPLE DIGIT COMMISSION. MODEST 300% FACTOR RATE. SAME DAY APPROVAL. ITS GOING TO BE HUUUUUUUUGE!

    (can you see where I get my inspiration?)
    Tommy Stein

  10. #10
    Senior Member Reputation points: 32550 Funder Mark's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Location
    NYC
    Posts
    1,436

    Quote Originally Posted by TStein View Post
    TRIPLE DIGIT COMMISSION. MODEST 300% FACTOR RATE. SAME DAY APPROVAL. ITS GOING TO BE HUUUUUUUUGE!

    (can you see where I get my inspiration?)
    You misspelled it, it should be 'YUUUUUUGE!'

  11. #11
    Senior Member Reputation points: 52185 ADiamond's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Location
    New York City
    Posts
    891

    Quote Originally Posted by TStein View Post
    I'm sure some of you have seen a catering company with 7 positions where something like 90k/130k of monthly revenues is ACH'D out

    Shout out:
    #Yellowstone
    #EBF
    #ACE
    #Pearl
    #Core
    #MCC
    #ARCH

    #TEAMWORK
    why would you shout out MC&C as if they condone stacking 8-12 positions?
    Anthony Diamond
    Underwriter

  12. #12
    Senior Member Reputation points: 8656
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    NYC
    Posts
    197

    Quote Originally Posted by ADiamond View Post
    why would you shout out MC&C as if they condone stacking 8-12 positions?
    They were the 1st position so no disrespect to them.

    and no, I didn't take the file and told the merchant to quit shopping before he lost his business.
    Tommy Stein

Similar Threads

  1. 12 month 2nd positions
    By Steve B in forum Merchant Cash Advance
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 05-13-2015, 02:11 PM
  2. What are the best lenders for 2nd, 3rd, etc. positions?
    By Quickfunder in forum Merchant Cash Advance
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 05-07-2015, 03:58 PM
  3. Looking to consolidate 4 positions
    By AlexSMF in forum Merchant Cash Advance
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 04-15-2015, 04:16 PM
  4. weekly 2nd positions
    By alibaba in forum Business Loans
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 01-08-2015, 08:09 PM
  5. Who Does 2nd & 3rd Positions?
    By YuliyaG in forum Merchant Cash Advance
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 10-20-2014, 11:34 AM


Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  


INDUSTRY ANNOUNCEMENTS

Blue Owl Capital acquires Atalaya
Kansas added to disclosure service tool
FIS launches SMB digital lending


DIRECTORY