[FCF Fund]

Today I heard this from a merchant and thought I would share it with you as many of you here have some intelligent quotes from merchants:

"Banks are a place that give loans to people who can prove they don't need them" -Bob Hope

[Zach]

"Well, I'd like to start this conversation off with the fact that my wife attempted to murder me in 2012."

"Also, I have a plan to eliminate the state of California's water shortage. The only caveat to this is we will need to tap into Governor Brown's $25B personal, offshore account"

[AndyYSCISOdept]

When I asked a merchant why they weren't paying and were in default this is what they said, " Well to be completely honest, I feel like you'e stealing from me and you were stupid enough to give me money when I needed it to get my business back on track and now I'm back on track I feel your payments are theft, so go ahead and file a judgment, my credit sucks anyways"

[FUNd]

That's why they call it D paper I guess. D for deadbeat.

[Funder Mark]

"Well, I'd like to start this conversation off with the fact that my wife attempted to murder me in 2012."

The mans wife did not want to do 'business' with him, but you are?

[AndyYSCISOdept]

The mans wife did not want to do 'business' with him, but you are?

She may have been trying to cover up a "hostile takeover" she was engaged in

[FUNd]

"What's your interest rate?"

[Ktolbert85]

I talked to a merchant who said their doing $1,200 per month but if I am able to get them 50k they could be doing a whopping $2,100 per month.

[TheShitzuofMCA]

"Quick question but what happens if I don't pay it back?" ouch....

[Funder Mark]

"Quick question but what happens if I don't pay it back?" ouch....

Did that happen on the merchant interview?

[WhoisKingsley]

about a year ago....

"I don't care whose name and logo is on my contract, I'm goinna Vegas in two days!"

Goina = Go-in-ah (southern accent)

[fbilson]

" If i made $10,000 a month I wouldnt need you guys "

[TheShitzuofMCA]

Did that happen on the merchant interview?

You know it Mark.

[FUNd]

" If i made $10,000 a month I wouldnt need you guys "

Ten WHOLE thousand?

[Michael I]

"i have a good business, why does anything else matter"
from a sub 500 credit that got declined on one yard line for excessive criminal history yesterday

[Ktolbert85]

" If i made $10,000 a month I wouldnt need you guys "

I get that one alot!

[AndyYSCISOdept]

Me too. Also get the, "I'm doing a lot of business I just need this money to get my account positive" a ton.

[TheShitzuofMCA]

on a side note: "Who's pee knuckle do I have to suck to get some reputation points around here." taking appointments geez

[J.Celifarco]

on a side note: "Who's pee knuckle do I have to suck to get some reputation points around here." taking appointments geez

just a suggestion, staying away from phrases like pee knuckle might be a good place to start

[FUNd]

on a side note: "Who's pee knuckle do I have to suck to get some reputation points around here." taking appointments geez

Ask and you shall receive pee knuckle.

[AndyYSCISOdept]

just a suggestion, staying away from phrases like pee knuckle might be a good place to start

I thought pee knuckle was card game? ;-)

[J.Celifarco]

I thought pee knuckle was card game? ;-)

i think you and him are talking about different trump cards

[dailyPLUNDR]

" I have $70MM in Gold bars in Ghana, I just really need $20,000 to get them shipped over!!"

[TheShitzuofMCA]

Trying to keep it PG, I know you got me.

[TheShitzuofMCA]

you guys are awesome!!