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01-14-2016, 10:51 AM #1
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Best quote of the day from a merchant!
Today I heard this from a merchant and thought I would share it with you as many of you here have some intelligent quotes from merchants:
"Banks are a place that give loans to people who can prove they don't need them" -Bob Hope
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01-25-2016, 02:54 PM #2
"Well, I'd like to start this conversation off with the fact that my wife attempted to murder me in 2012."
"Also, I have a plan to eliminate the state of California's water shortage. The only caveat to this is we will need to tap into Governor Brown's $25B personal, offshore account"Zachary Ramirez – CEO
Phone: 562-391-7099
Email: zach@zacharyjosephramirez.com
1661 N. Raymond Ave #265
Anaheim CA 92801
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01-25-2016, 02:58 PM #3
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When I asked a merchant why they weren't paying and were in default this is what they said, " Well to be completely honest, I feel like you'e stealing from me and you were stupid enough to give me money when I needed it to get my business back on track and now I'm back on track I feel your payments are theft, so go ahead and file a judgment, my credit sucks anyways"
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01-25-2016, 03:09 PM #4
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Best quote of the day from a merchant!
That's why they call it D paper I guess. D for deadbeat.
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01-25-2016, 03:11 PM #5
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01-25-2016, 03:12 PM #6
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01-25-2016, 03:15 PM #7
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"What's your interest rate?"
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01-26-2016, 10:38 AM #8
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I talked to a merchant who said their doing $1,200 per month but if I am able to get them 50k they could be doing a whopping $2,100 per month.
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01-26-2016, 10:40 AM #9
"Quick question but what happens if I don't pay it back?" ouch....
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01-26-2016, 10:44 AM #10
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01-26-2016, 10:46 AM #11
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about a year ago....
"I don't care whose name and logo is on my contract, I'm goinna Vegas in two days!"
Goina = Go-in-ah (southern accent)
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01-26-2016, 10:52 AM #12
" If i made $10,000 a month I wouldnt need you guys "
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01-26-2016, 10:54 AM #13
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01-26-2016, 11:00 AM #14
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01-26-2016, 11:00 AM #15
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"i have a good business, why does anything else matter"
from a sub 500 credit that got declined on one yard line for excessive criminal history yesterday
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01-26-2016, 11:51 AM #16
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01-26-2016, 11:53 AM #17
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Me too. Also get the, "I'm doing a lot of business I just need this money to get my account positive" a ton.
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01-26-2016, 12:18 PM #18
on a side note: "Who's pee knuckle do I have to suck to get some reputation points around here." taking appointments geez
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01-26-2016, 12:20 PM #19John Celifarco
Managing Partner
Horizon Funding Group
3423 Ave S
Brooklyn, NY 11234
T: (347) 773-3990 | F: (718) 795-1990
Linkedin: Profile
Email: john@horizonfundinggroup.com
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01-26-2016, 12:20 PM #20
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01-26-2016, 12:22 PM #21
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01-26-2016, 12:28 PM #22John Celifarco
Managing Partner
Horizon Funding Group
3423 Ave S
Brooklyn, NY 11234
T: (347) 773-3990 | F: (718) 795-1990
Linkedin: Profile
Email: john@horizonfundinggroup.com
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01-26-2016, 12:42 PM #23
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" I have $70MM in Gold bars in Ghana, I just really need $20,000 to get them shipped over!!"
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01-26-2016, 12:43 PM #24
Trying to keep it PG, I know you got me.
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01-26-2016, 12:44 PM #25
you guys are awesome!!
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