[fundgorilla]

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[funding pro]

Bait

[fundgorilla]

I figured as much, and i'm like the biggest email marketer in the world, but I'd never make such claims...not anything even remotely close.

There's a phone number and a firm attached to this as well, and that's even more peculiar....should i call?

[AndyYSCISOdept]

Can you call and report back because I have actually heard similar claims from different brokers about this mysterious "white whale" company out there.

[ridextreme]

"I have good news and bad news, Mr. Merchant... The bad news is you were denied our premium program. However the good news is we can offer you $15,000 paying back $198/day spread out over 5 months. Then, after you have a track record with us, the next one will be much closer to one of those examples"

[Funder Mark]

Wbl?

[Zach]

Although we do consolidations for up to 36 months, this is not our verbiage or program.

[FUNd]

This is an outrage. You mean the quote on the marketing may not match the actual offer? I'm calling my congressman.

[AndyYSCISOdept]

I should've been a congressman

[Quicksilver Capital]

should've left on the phone number. we'd all call

[Sean Cash]

look what I found on Google: http://namify.co/mm/Fax/375.pdf

[fundgorilla]

look what I found on Google: http://namify.co/mm/Fax/375.pdf

1000 James Bond points for the Mighty Sean Bash ! ! !

[AndyYSCISOdept]

1000 James Bond points for the Mighty Sean Bash ! ! !

The mighty mighty Bash Tones if you will?

[fundgorilla]

The mighty mighty Bash Tones if you will?

What a band....the classics never die.

[FUNd]

^Let the fun begin.

[AndyYSCISOdept]

I called the cell number went to VM

[Michael I]

I called the cell number went to VM

hes on broadway go visit him andy

[Funder Mark]

hes on broadway go visit him andy

The scammer is by midtown, Andy is downtown.

[ridextreme]

I can understand the bait-n-switch, that happens everywhere even car dealerships.

But "I am reaching out to you because at one point you were dealing with a broker or direct lender that submitted your application to us, at which time you were approved for $250,000.00" is more than a bait-n-switch.

I never had to outright lie through my teeth to someone to make money. There is too much business out there in this industry already to feel the need to do that.

[AndyYSCISOdept]

I can understand the bait-n-switch, that happens everywhere even car dealerships.

But "I am reaching out to you because at one point you were dealing with a broker or direct lender that submitted your application to us, at which time you were approved for $250,000.00" is more than a bait-n-switch.

I never had to outright lie through my teeth to someone to make money. There is too much business out there in this industry already to feel the need to do that.

Does anyone have an Emoji for a golf clap? Because that's what Im giving you sir!

[WhoisKingsley]

This is horrible. I have copies of faxes and emails that were sent to me from friends and former merchants.

Recent lies: "I have reviewed your documents that you recently sent into underwriting and we have X amount allocated just for your business"

It scares the crap out of people because now with all the shopping, calls, and mysterious credit pull- merchants are more than likely not to proceed or want anything from anyone.

[ridextreme]

According to their perfectly grammared website:

"WE ARE DIRECT BUSINESS LENDERS WHO PUT OUR OWN UNIQUE SPIN ON AN INDUSTRY THAT HAS BEEN IN ITSELF HAS BEEN CONSISTENTLY INNOVATIVE TO SAY THE LEAST, INTRODUCING NEW PRODUCT AFTER NEW PRODUCT SO MUCH THAT TECH INDUSTRY IS WATCHING"

[FUNd]

According to their perfectly grammared website:

"WE ARE DIRECT BUSINESS LENDERS WHO PUT OUR OWN UNIQUE SPIN ON AN INDUSTRY THAT HAS BEEN IN ITSELF HAS BEEN CONSISTENTLY INNOVATIVE TO SAY THE LEAST, INTRODUCING NEW PRODUCT AFTER NEW PRODUCT SO MUCH THAT TECH INDUSTRY IS WATCHING"

LOL. WTF? Did Yoda write that?

[AndyYSCISOdept]

Fund your deal we will, mhmm mhmm look to the future for sales to debit we must