Reservation at Dorsia ?

**ISO.handler2015** · 12-09-2015, 11:01 AM

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**FUNd** · 12-09-2015, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by ISO.handler2015

americanpsycho2.jpg

Pay out commission in 5 days.
8 Merchant Processors to Split with.
Competitive compensation (13 pts)
Fast Approval.
Human underwriting.
Attention to out of the box deals.
Easy submission process.(no portal, just an email)

Let us do the rest, I will call and close it for you if needed !!
646-237-6179

Does Christian Bale know you are using his likeness to promote your chop shop?

**ISO.handler2015** · 12-09-2015, 12:22 PM

Yes, my cousin was in Public Enemies with his not so long ago. I had no idea direct lenders were considered chop shop. I take it you are an ISO working from basement who gets deals snatched by real lenders?

**AndyYSCISOdept** · 12-09-2015, 12:24 PM

Wait what does Public Enemy have to do with anything. Unless we are about to freestyle battle via this thread....let me know if you wanna drop some bars.

**J.Celifarco** · 12-09-2015, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by ISO.handler2015

americanpsycho2.jpg

Pay out commission in 5 days.
8 Merchant Processors to Split with.
Competitive compensation (13 pts)
Fast Approval.
Human underwriting.
Attention to out of the box deals.
Easy submission process.(no portal, just an email)

Let us do the rest, I will call and close it for you if needed !!
646-237-6179

well other then the phone number the name of the company and a link to a website might help. Also anybody an call themselves a direct lender the term means nothing. I know direct lenders who are 2 guys in a basement with an ach works account so dont use that as your way of making yourself legit. I am not saying that you are not but claiming to be or even being a direct lender means nothing.

**Funder Mark** · 12-09-2015, 01:05 PM

Its a Happy Rock agent. https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/reser...mp-reader-card

**J.Celifarco** · 12-09-2015, 01:32 PM

yes it is, now why they wouldn't put the company name or a link in the original post is a mystery

**Funder Mark** · 12-09-2015, 01:44 PM

I was wondering that myself, its not like he works for a company with a bad rep.

**AndyYSCISOdept** · 12-09-2015, 03:09 PM

So is the battle off?

**FUNd** · 12-09-2015, 03:35 PM

No company name, website, or other info isn't typically synonymous with "direct" lenders, but then again...their employees seem to be happy.

https://www.glassdoor.com/Overview/Working-at-Happy-Rock-Merchant-Solutions-EI_IE984923.11,40.htm

**ISO.handler2015** · 12-09-2015, 04:15 PM

Thanks for the Clarification.
What type of paper are you?
Weekly Addendum's?
Claw-Back clause?
How quick do you pay out.......tale of the tape?

Kieran McQuaid
ISO Relations
Happy Rock Merchant Solutions, LLC
http://happyrockms.com/

**ISO.handler2015** · 12-09-2015, 04:21 PM

how sad, i saw the link. So you interviewed, they turned you down then you went and cried about online and went back to post it a year later? No wonder you are at Sure Payment Solutions? It says you are a sales manager, shouldn't you be calling merchants closing deals instead of trolling DF & deBanked for deals or a better job ?

**ISO.handler2015** · 12-09-2015, 04:22 PM

No, lunch break.

**ISO.handler2015** · 12-09-2015, 04:36 PM

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Let me guess....ask Dave Chappelle or Comedy Central about the likeness ?

**Funder Mark** · 12-09-2015, 04:38 PM

The hell is going on here? Was an account hacked?

**rick_clsfunding** · 12-09-2015, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by Funder Mark

The hell is going on here? Was an account hacked?

lol!

**ISO.handler2015** · 12-09-2015, 05:59 PM

Christian Bale / Johnny Depp..... Public Enemies lol

**FUNd** · 12-09-2015, 06:23 PM

You're all-pro dude.

**ISO.handler2015** · 12-10-2015, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by FUNd

You're all-pro dude.

I know thanks.
"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him."

Go make some calls, fund a few deals, when you get promoted and have a real reason to be on here let me know.

**AndyYSCISOdept** · 12-10-2015, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by ISO.handler2015

I know thanks.
"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him."

Go make some calls, fund a few deals, when you get promoted and have a real reason to be on here let me know.

Wrong guy to be throwing inspiring quotes at...but I like the spunk.

**anonymous** · 12-10-2015, 12:55 PM

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/your-...nce-says-vgtrn

**ISO.handler2015** · 12-10-2015, 05:19 PM

americanpsycho2.jpg

Pay out commission in 5 days.
8 Merchant Processors to Split with.
Competitive compensation (13 pts)
Fast Approval.
Human underwriting.
Attention to out of the box deals.
Easy submission process.(no portal, just an email)

Let us do the rest, I will call and close it for you if needed !!
646-237-6179
Happy Rock Merchant Solutions
kmcquaid@happyrockms.com

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