[infinity funding]

I spoke to freddy at cash crunch at 9am sent him a full file. They underwrote the deal and funded borrower 100k by 1pm. Thanks freddy thats what i call turn around time

[Jcoles]

Can we stop with the fake testimonials for no name companies .. Nobody buys it.

[funded]

Cashcrunchadvance.com they funded a deal for us in 5 hours as well $80k 8 month deal with in a few hours great guys great crew over there

[AndyYSCISOdept]

There are quite a few stories like this from every reputable funder. They're kind of like the "I caught a fish once that was THIS big" type of story. I mean I could tell you how I funded an Adult Entertainment Website/Business for 800K in 2 days for 7 Month 1.39FR but that'd be bragging and no one would care.

Side note: unlike my fishing stories, this one is true!

[GoodCustomerService]

LOL. Love it.

[Zach]

There are quite a few stories like this from every reputable funder. They're kind of like the "I caught a fish once that was THIS big" type of story. I mean I could tell you how I funded an Adult Entertainment Website/Business for 800K in 2 days for 7 Month 1.39FR but that'd be bragging and no one would care.

Side note: unlike my fishing stories, this one is true!

That's pretty impressive man. 800K in 2 days for a high-risk industry.

[AndyYSCISOdept]

That's pretty impressive man. 800K in 2 days for a high-risk industry.

Thank you sir. The best part was she offered the underwriter a "free membership password" to their premier site during the funding call.

[FUNd]

Thank you sir. The best part was she offered the underwriter a "free membership password" to their premier site during the funding call.

They must be a huge website to qualify for that much money.

[AndyYSCISOdept]

Without giving away too much information, they have their hands in everything that happens in SoCal Adult Entertainment production distribution etc.

And not to toot my ow horn but this is the reason a lot of brokers who stopped working with YSC a while back have come back in the fold. They want that Swag that only a disciple of ChamboKnows has.

[Zach]

She offered a free membership during the funding call..? LOL! That is hysterical

[freddy]

As the head of ISO relations here - I can confirm that we are not a "I caught a whale once in the pond." I have to say my Monday was kind of frustrating until I received the call from my ISO.
We pride ourselves in customer service, quick responses and the ability to work closely with our ISO's to ensure the merchant is happy and funded ASAP.

If someone takes the time out to send me a submission - the least I can do is to provide a quick and thorough response.

Freddy

[freddy]

Can we stop with the fake testimonials for no name companies .. Nobody buys it.

I am the funder here and I do have a name. Freddy Zalta - Cash Crunch Advances. If you need verification - feel free to call me 888-275-1090 - direct

[mcaguru]

hehe I once funded aN auto dealer that defaulted on 3 advances! had he not been in jail (for wire fraud) he would have not waited the extra 3 days to get his money...
(Disclaimer: Not true).

for all other scenarios
sign up to bizdev@cresthillcapital.com

Will get you 3 hour offers!

[Mmarano]

Zip it up Meyer..

hehe I once funded aN auto dealer that defaulted on 3 advances! had he not been in jail (for wire fraud) he would have not waited the extra 3 days to get his money...
(Disclaimer: Not true).

for all other scenarios
sign up to bizdev@cresthillcapital.com

Will get you 3 hour offers!

[AndyYSCISOdept]

Well this thread went sideways, I thought we were talking about fishing!?!

[freddy]

Actually I was being complimented until the compliment was interrupted. You guys remind me of the two old men on the Muppets who just sit and criticize without adding anything positive.
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[AndyYSCISOdept]

Actually I was being complimented until the compliment was interrupted. You guys remind me of the two old men on the Muppets who just sit and criticize without adding anything positive.
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Ouch....sick burn!

[JoeLepkoski]

I just want to know if the underwriter accepted the free membership in order to conduct a "site" inspection.

[Michael I]

I just want to know if the underwriter accepted the free membership in order to conduct a "site" inspection.

its funny i had signed contracts for a strip club and it seemed the lender wasn't aware of it in till the site inspection happened and the pictures were seen . my merchant freaked out because he doesn't allow pictures at his place .

[Michael I]

Actually I was being complimented until the compliment was interrupted. You guys remind me of the two old men on the Muppets who just sit and criticize without adding anything positive.
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nice one

[mcaguru]

its funny i had signed contracts for a strip club and it seemed the lender wasn't aware of it in till the site inspection happened and the pictures were seen . my merchant freaked out because he doesn't allow pictures at his place .

my question is how did you react?

[Michael I]

my question is how did you react?

the name of the merchant business was pretty obvious what he was

[AndyYSCISOdept]

nice one

I used to like u Michael I

[AndyYSCISOdept]

the name of the merchant business was pretty obvious what he was

Im not so sure about that, everytime I check my bank account after the s-club it always says "Gateway#7 on ramp ATM or something crazy like that....never says "The Lusty Lady" or the like

[len@accfunding.com]

As the head of ISO relations here - I can confirm that we are not a "I caught a whale once in the pond." I have to say my Monday was kind of frustrating until I received the call from my ISO.
We pride ourselves in customer service, quick responses and the ability to work closely with our ISO's to ensure the merchant is happy and funded ASAP.

If someone takes the time out to send me a submission - the least I can do is to provide a quick and thorough response.

Freddy

How do you appear on bank statements? I dont recall ever coming across you.