[Zach]

*click*

No way! Try it. Works great.

It's a BUSINESS matter of a PERSONAL nature... thank you...

[FUNd]

No way! Try it. Works great.

It's a BUSINESS matter of a PERSONAL nature... thank you...

Cool, what's your interest rate?

[Zach]

Cool, what's your interest rate?

1. This is a non-amortizing loan product with a set cost built into it, which can be extremely affordable. We will compare the profit you generate against the cost of the loan and make sure it will benefit your business.. and that's what you're looking for, right? Ok, so here's what I need to get started today... (***the WBL product is usually amortizing, so only applies to brokers)

2. We have rates as low as 5.9% (assuming I am a broker with access to Fundingcircle). How's your credit?

3. Great question, let's see what you qualify for, how much do you deposit each month into the business bank account?

[FUNd]

1. This is a non-amortizing loan product with a set cost built into it, which can be extremely affordable. We will compare the profit you generate against the cost of the loan and make sure it will benefit your business.. and that's what you're looking for, right? Ok, so here's what I need to get started today... (***the WBL product is usually amortizing, so only applies to brokers)

2. We have rates as low as 5.9% (assuming I am a broker with access to Fundingcircle). How's your credit?

3. Great question, let's see what you qualify for, how much do you deposit each month into the business bank account?

Thank you Zach, but EVERYONE wants to loan me money, as demonstrated by the number of calls I get everyday. I'm in demand, and so is my company that brings in $9,500 in deposits a month along with my 520 FICO score. The other day a robocall said I qualified for $250,000 at 1% interest. I appreciate your time, but 5.9% is way too high.

[bsmith]

1. This is a non-amortizing loan product with a set cost built into it, which can be extremely affordable. We will compare the profit you generate against the cost of the loan and make sure it will benefit your business.. and that's what you're looking for, right? Ok, so here's what I need to get started today... (***the WBL product is usually amortizing, so only applies to brokers)

2. We have rates as low as 5.9% (assuming I am a broker with access to Fundingcircle). How's your credit?

3. Great question, let's see what you qualify for, how much do you deposit each month into the business bank account?

If this phone call is of a personal nature, why are you telling me all this?

[Zach]

If this phone call is of a personal nature, why are you telling me all this?

You don't tell the gatekeeper the "what is your interest rate" rebuttal lol