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    I love this diatribe. I have to get to merchants getting 20 calls a day from boiler room felons that truly have no idea of what this market is. They are already hanging up on creditors and fast talking sales people who do not explain properly what the industry is (a pay day advance for businesses). I send my clients a bottle of wine and a thank you card, a birthday card and if I am trying to get into their pants; a shoe with the note that I am trying to get my foot in the door.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by john galt View Post
    i love this diatribe. I have to get to merchants getting 20 calls a day from boiler room felons that truly have no idea of what this market is. They are already hanging up on creditors and fast talking sales people who do not explain properly what the industry is (a pay day advance for businesses). I send my clients a bottle of wine and a thank you card, a birthday card and if i am trying to get into their pants; a shoe with the note that i am trying to get my foot in the door.....
    lmfao, "boiler room felons"... you crack me up dude. You think a bottle of wine or a shoe with a 'trying to get my foot in the door' approach is clever? It's about the most cliche **** I've ever heard. Why does everyone have such an ego? News flash: Millions of people can do what you do. You're not special.

    Hard work, dedication, and some luck is what you need.
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    PS: I don't work hard, I work smart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Galt View Post
    PS: I don't work hard, I work smart.
    BTW, this one broke my cliche meter. You owe me $29.95.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Galt View Post
    Did you say clit meter? I might have missed it since I am so old.....
    This was a bit of fun. I like you John. Goodnight sir.

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    and damn.. I just saw the "too" spellcheck mistakes.

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