[Fly]

Hell, if they can do it, why can't I! Give me all your lenders and marketing secrets! Thanks in Advance.

What I've learned so far: pound UCC leads and decieve merchants into thinking I work for that company that filed a UCC, pretend I know their rep they worked with and then STACK on them. Kill Shot. Yes, I just made $7k! Party time.

[Fly]

Unfortunately I blew about 6k of that on coke and hookers, so I have no money for marketing, where do you guys get your leads?

[mcaguru]

Unfortunately I blew about 6k of that on coke and hookers, so I have no money for marketing, where do you guys get your leads?

6K? for the 2? My boys tell me its a lot more I'm a married guy would not know the going rates.

[anonymous]

6K? for the 2? My boys tell me its a lot more I'm a married guy would not know the going rates.

Depends on the grade of paper you are looking to secure lol

[Fly]

My first position of business is to sign up with Matt W. at Pirs Capital. He seems like a cool dude, plus Zach, a reputable member of this forum has his back, so I trust Pirs is a solid organization.

[Fly]

I'm also gonna send my deals to Yellowstone and never see or hear or talk to that merchant again. Because why spend $ on leads when you can just watch them disappear into a Yellowstone abyss.

[TRUMPcard]

I'm also gonna send my deals to Yellowstone and never see or hear or talk to that merchant again. Because why spend $ on leads when you can just watch them disappear into a Yellowstone abyss.

Try also adding Sam Selmar over at ML Factors to that list if you'd like another unprofessional, unreliable lender.

[Regium]

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[isaacdstern]

Hey Fly- you sent is a file that we already had a balance with so there was nothing we could do with it....I'm sorry you are upset about that but there is not a Funder out there that would have handled it differently than we did

[bizloanbroker]

Send your deals to Avi Dahan at Yellow he is always honest and straight up....good luck with the coke and hookers...maybe go sell a few more deals and stop whining so you have some money for marketing or hookers and blow

[mcaguru]

No longer a need Cable or Netflix! The forum seems to be a lot more entertaining lately!!!

[KTK]

I second YSC being stand up and Avi is always there for his ISO's. If he is awake you get a response. No matter the time. I've had full blown email conversations with him at 11:30 at night working on wrapping up a deal.

You sent in a deal, it was in house already. Get over it and stop your whining. Man up bro

[Zach]

This was hilarious.

[KTK]

LOL @ Zach! How'd you get dragged into this one?!?

[Zach]

LOL @ Zach! How'd you get dragged into this one?!?

I'm just here eating my popcorn....

[Juan Archila]

You can always tell a rookie by how emotionally and mentally hurt they get because of one 5k deal that after the weeks of work he put in, would have net him about 1.13 per hour of work put in. i had heard how funny this forum was and now i see they were right. Good day gents

[Fly]

You can always tell a rookie by how emotionally and mentally hurt they get because of one 5k deal that after the weeks of work he put in, would have net him about 1.13 per hour of work put in. i had heard how funny this forum was and now i see they were right. Good day gents

Hi Matt

[Christian]

Perhaps selling blow and hookers is a better professional fit for you.

[Drizzle]

Looking to have your deals jacked then definitely Pirs is your funder. Knight a close second.

[funda21]

OP isn't that far of from the reality of so many on this industry and that was entertaining as hell