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10-30-2013, 07:05 PM #1
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Merchants Say the Darndest Things
Who's in??? Let's turn this thread into the most ridiculous thing you have heard from merchants. We were marketing straight cash advance today, and my inexperienced rep had a guy on speaker.
Context - He had been declined.
Guy: "How much money I make is not the issue. It's the bank that is stopping me from getting this money because they make my application with you guys look bad."
Rep: "What do you mean?"
Guy: "I have a lot going in and out of the account and sometimes the bank has to cover some items. The thing is they will then charge me a $35 fee."
Rep: Gullible at this point.
Me: On speaker in background; "so approximately how many times has the bank covered you this month?"
Guy: "5 or 6."
Me: "so you bounced 5 or 6 checks this month is what you're telling us right?
Guy: CLICK.
That was the smoothest and most elegant way of saying "I am bouncing checks left and right" I have ever heard.
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