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I'm sending my reps around in uniform too! In fact, they can wear the same uniform they wore at Hooters. We just put a Dymo label saying 'compliance' over their name. Then, once they've got the merchant's interest, we bust out our incentive program!

Honestly, there was a time when getting your foot in the door worked, but unless you've got some real 'juice', I don't see a door-to-door campaign doing well against the combined digital armament of your competitors.

"Hi, I'm here in person to take up 20 minutes of your day pitching you a product you've heard about every hour on the hour for the past 2 years."

"Get the **** out of my store."