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03-12-2015, 12:16 PM #1
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best and worst sales pitches
wut are they
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03-12-2015, 12:30 PM #2
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03-12-2015, 12:43 PM #3
I need your date of birth and your soash...
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03-12-2015, 12:45 PM #4
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yea its like most people selling this barely have a hs diploma
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03-12-2015, 03:39 PM #5
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I don't have a bad sales pitch but he had a pretty funny experience that just happened here with a new processor.
We had a merchant come into the office to sign docs and had our new processor walk through the process with him. The funds are being used to purchase a new food truck for his distribution business and pay off his current truck. I asked the processor to get me his license and apparently there was confusion.
One of rep looked out side and she was in the parking lot with the merchant trying to get the license plates off his truck.
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03-12-2015, 03:55 PM #6
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03-12-2015, 03:59 PM #7John Celifarco
Managing Partner
Horizon Funding Group
3423 Ave S
Brooklyn, NY 11234
T: (347) 773-3990 | F: (718) 795-1990
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Email: john@horizonfundinggroup.com
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03-12-2015, 04:05 PM #8
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03-12-2015, 04:05 PM #9
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03-12-2015, 04:46 PM #10
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I remember once having a merchant list their "mobile" on the app as a Honda Accord. Too many good ones over the years, but I'll never forget that one.
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03-12-2015, 05:06 PM #11
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Driver's licenses getting stuck in fax machines is always good too
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03-12-2015, 06:56 PM #12
best and worst sales pitches
and we wonder why some people need loans
John Celifarco
Managing Partner
Horizon Funding Group
3423 Ave S
Brooklyn, NY 11234
T: (347) 773-3990 | F: (718) 795-1990
Linkedin: Profile
Email: john@horizonfundinggroup.com
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03-13-2015, 10:27 AM #13
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Another off topic story , a merchant called me yesterday and his first words to me where im on Namaa for not paying another cash advance company , can you still fund me ???
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03-13-2015, 10:33 AM #14
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I've had multiple clients fill out the years in business section of our app like this: "9am-5pm M-F"
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03-13-2015, 10:36 AM #15
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03-13-2015, 10:38 AM #16John Celifarco
Managing Partner
Horizon Funding Group
3423 Ave S
Brooklyn, NY 11234
T: (347) 773-3990 | F: (718) 795-1990
Linkedin: Profile
Email: john@horizonfundinggroup.com
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03-14-2015, 03:00 AM #17
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I haven't been doing this that long, a couple years. Best one I have...It was either New Logic or QuickBridge(can't remember) didn't believe the guy signing for the loan was the same guy on the drivers license. Signature discrepancy. It was a hick form West Virginia. So the guy took a photo with a cig in his mouth, beer in one hand, and piece of paper in the other hand with his signature and words saying "I am _____ ______". The deal funded an hour later.
Last edited by Fly; 03-14-2015 at 03:07 AM.
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03-14-2015, 06:36 PM #18
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And Anthony G had that posted proudly. That was my deal.
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03-14-2015, 06:44 PM #19
Oh man we had some good times with you and your team back then.
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03-14-2015, 08:23 PM #20
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best and worst sales pitches
Hahaha! Off topic funny deal story- a computer company didn't understand how he did 80-100k sales and no one wanted to give him an advance.
He had 100s of 39.95 charges every month. He was a webcam girl/porn addict and had multiple rendezvous at the local Marriott. There's a lot of crazy people out there!Amanda Kingsley
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03-16-2015, 08:28 AM #21
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03-16-2015, 11:19 AM #22
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Amanda Kingsley
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This is me. https://www.facebook.com/whoiskingsley
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Always Live and Lead with Integrity.
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03-16-2015, 01:09 PM #23
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Yeah who is that Kings? Send me an email?
Simple Choice Capital
Info@simplechoicecapital.com
www.SimpleChoiceCapital.com
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(C) 1-347-733-3115
(f) 1-347-448-5414
"The Business owners Liaison to Finance"
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03-16-2015, 05:35 PM #24
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