For the ones who didn't get to enjoy the LOL's

"Good afternoon,

We are currently in the process of severing ties with some unsuccessful ISO shops we work with and want to ensure we are taking on new successful partnerships in the future. We are now offering expedited registration for our potential new relationships for a $3000 sign up fee.

Please get in touch with me if you'd like to take advantage of this offer and I will get you registered and you will be able to submit files to us immediately. If you choose not to pursue this route, we will eventually sign on new ISOs in the order in which you reached out."