[blizzardfunding]

ATTENTION
Fearless funders and boisterous brokers ! Get ready for the most epic event in MCA history—our first-ever Merchant Meetup, where severely under-qualified merchants with the wildest expectations possible battle to the death (yes, you read that right) for a 1.10 !
Picture this: All the "who's whos" of MCA gather in the dinghy, dimly lit basement of what was a Queens NY Chinese Take-Out, before it's doors were forced closed by the Default Judgment.

Enter 30 of the most ridiculously under qualified merchants you can imagine. Some unfamiliar, others notable names in the space like the one and only Millard Cummings
They are given nothing but Johnson's baby-oil and told the last merchant standing will receive 60% of their monthly revenue at a 1.10 over 36 weeks- stakes that many of these merchants have only DREAMED of.
Will the ow-rev Cali Auto-Sales Sole Prop with a a pending judgment take the crown? Or will it be the 2-unit Utah Trucker currently in a reverse?
Join us for a night of hilarity, absurdity, and vicious combat as the most ambitious (and delusional) merchants fight for the deal of a lifetime....

Suggestions welcome. Firm on location, Date is TBD
✌️

[Griffinferro]

im there.
does top dawg get a line of credit? Monthly payment ?

[bizfinanceUSA]

@blizzard you and your sick fantasies.

[Griffinferro]

term loan?

[SendDocsPlox]

Gary Marsh just WAITING for this day

[DonMcGrath]

This sounds like live action Mortal Kombat. Weapon choices are:


-Oil filter
-chef knife
-Gold chain whip
-Titanium hard hat
-Car wash rag with ammonia
-Logger buzz saw
-Sign board with Thunderstruck logo

-Heavy bag of Sarver Candy
-Industrial waste pump
-Plumbing wrench
-Dental drill


-Concrete mixing truck
-Cease and Desist letters
-Toe nail clipper (the one Martin used on Gina)
-Triple bladed Lawnmower
-Chlorine filled Pool Net


Let's see if any of the veterans here get some of the merchant references.

[Sachip24]

Gary Marsh just WAITING for this day

lmfaoo

[diditevenfund]

Gary Marsh just WAITING for this day

Dying. Lol

[closer129]

Money is on whoever faces Millard Cummings. That guy is like 80 years old. I got that file like 6 times within a year and a half from different brokers. Gary Marsh has been around my company as well.

[MovingMoney]

@ DonMcGrath
you truly have a great sense of humor!

Much appreciated, a lot of laughter over here ...

The only thing you forgot too mention is a pair of Cement Shoes!