ATTENTION
Fearless funders and boisterous brokers ! Get ready for the most epic event in MCA history—our first-ever Merchant Meetup, where severely under-qualified merchants with the wildest expectations possible battle to the death (yes, you read that right) for a 1.10 !
Picture this: All the "who's whos" of MCA gather in the dinghy, dimly lit of what was a Queens NY Chinese Take-Out, before it's doors were forced closed by the Default Judgment.
Enter 30 of the most ridiculously under qualified merchants you can imagine. Some unfamiliar, others notable names in the space like the one and only Millard Cummings
They are given nothing but Johnson's baby-oil and told the last merchant standing will receive 60% of their monthly revenue at a 1.10 over 36 weeks- stakes that many of these merchants have only DREAMED of.
Will the ow-rev Cali Auto-Sales Sole Prop with a a pending judgment take the crown? Or will it be the 2-unit Utah Trucker currently in a reverse?
Join us for a night of hilarity, absurdity, and vicious combat as the most ambitious (and delusional) merchants fight for the deal of a lifetime....

Suggestions welcome. Firm on location, Date is TBD
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