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    Fun times with the Brokers Nightmare Part 3

    Alrighty then, this one made my day!

    Deal hits my desk, gave it a large offer. When I see the Iso that is on the deal, I immediately tell myself "f@ck my life, not these guys".

    I review the financials provided, 6 figure avg per month, everyday retail business.

    I see a MTD is provided...... I see ZERO deposits halfway through the month.

    It's retail, brick and motor location.....wtf is going on???

    I say to myself, lets check on Ask Jeeves to see what going on, I type the name of the business and the first suggestion that pops up is "Name of business" tragic fire.

    Yeah, you guest it. Business is closed due to a fire in July......

    What in gods name am I suppose to do here?

    And of course the ISO asks me "Is there any way around it?"





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    You rescind offer that's what you do lol One of the first deals I ever funded in this industry was a 25k grocery store. It burned down a week later. Thank your lucky starts this place burned down before you funded it. I hope this particular merchant bounces back, mine was clearly an insurance job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayS View Post
    You rescind offer that's what you do lol One of the first deals I ever funded in this industry was a 25k grocery store. It burned down a week later. Thank your lucky starts this place burned down before you funded it. I hope this particular merchant bounces back, mine was clearly an insurance job.
    The issue I'm having is the ISO knew about it, yet submits it to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BR-Nightmare View Post
    The issue I'm having is the ISO knew about it, yet submits it to me.
    Yeah that's not right. Wastes everyone's time. ISO's doing ISO things unfortunately.
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    Do a real estate rehab loan.

    Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Olderguy View Post
    Do a real estate rehab loan.

    Seriously.
    The funny thing is, took out a CC holdback deal for 6 figures before I got the deal.
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