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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorebird View Post
    Kumquat is my "safe" word!



    So you're downstairs in a basement strapped to a bed post, and a LARGE woman is holding your reigns, and you yell out 'kumquat', and she doesn't hear you because she has her knee on your back and your ankles are pinned, and it's impossible to pronounce the K sound when there's weight on your chest.



    Safety never comes for you. Is that how you want your story to end, depending on such a ridiculous safe word?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMcGrath View Post
    So you're downstairs in a basement strapped to a bed post, and a LARGE woman is holding your reigns, and you yell out 'kumquat', and she doesn't hear you because she has her knee on your back and your ankles are pinned, and it's impossible to pronounce the K sound when there's weight on your chest.



    Safety never comes for you. Is that how you want your story to end, depending on such a ridiculous safe word?
    You make it sound so real!

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