[TheUnderwriter]

I just started my own funding company today, Tomatoes Funding. We believe in funding ripe deals. I say Tomatoes, you say T0m0t0es.

We do 4-20th positions, fast funding. no underwriting. Sweet spot, I would say is 8.5th position. Give us a chance.

[SmartAdvanced]

Just change the damn name and start again. It’s not too late.
For real, take my advice on this, change your name.

[SmartAdvanced]

You can’t even decide if it’s Cucumber Capital or Cucumber Funding.
See?… it won’t get easier from here. I say: Change the name.

[SBF]

I just started my own funding company today, Tomatoes Funding. We believe in funding ripe deals. I say Tomatoes, you say T0m0t0es.

We do 4-20th positions, fast funding. no underwriting. Sweet spot, I would say is 8.5th position. Give us a chance.

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