[SendDocsPlox]

Hello human beings, I am faceless formless individual from popup funding operation of unknown location and origin but likely operating out of brooklyn, queens, or the five towns, we fund hops like every other C and D paper funding operation and will provide no specifics to differentiate us from the myriad of other funding operations of unknown location and origin, but also likely operating out of brookyln, queens, or the five towns. We will pay you an unspecified amount of points that we assure you are of a sizeable quantity. I am an ISO Manager.

*kicks feet back and just waits for the flood of applicants rushing to DMs*

[happyman]

Hello human beings, I am faceless formless individual lurking on a cash advance forum waiting to jump on any post that I feel I can get a good troll in. From my join date you can tell Ive been in this business for less than a year. But dont let that fool you, I know everything there is to know about cash advance. Im likely a 22 year old guy who joined an MCA Broker shop, couldnt compete with the top guys in my office, now pass the time trolling on forums and watching tiktoks. I am a Funding Specialist.

*Kicks feet back and just refreshing my page to see if I get any replies or likes*

[SendDocsPlox]

Hello human beings, I am faceless formless individual lurking on a cash advance forum waiting to jump on any post that I feel I can get a good troll in. From my join date you can tell Ive been in this business for less than a year. But dont let that fool you, I know everything there is to know about cash advance. Im likely a 22 year old guy who joined an MCA Broker shop, couldnt compete with the top guys in my office, now pass the time trolling on forums and watching tiktoks. I am a Funding Specialist.

*Kicks feet back and just refreshing my page to see if I get any replies or likes*

You have me figured out! I am defeated!