[TheUnderwriter]

Melons Funding

Slogan - "We have bigger Melons than any other funder" We like them big. Send us your big deals.

[lendingking]

LK here from Chilli Funding. We can compete with any vegetable or fruit funding any day. Our terms and rates are very spicy and we go up to 20th position. Get in touch today and we will make sure your merchant gets the salad erm i mean funding they deserve!

[DonMcGrath]

Is my mic on.....turn the lights down.....Don here, giving a shout to all my fresh fruit Isos, at the farmers market buying leads, (tomato is a fruit fools, don't disrespect my direct funding vegetables). If you got terms and rates with a kick, you need to be working with us, we don't care how many positions you go, as long as you up at 5 am with the sun, and assume the position, while we hoe..... our yard.



Only straight pickles in this jar, if you a cucumber, get dipped and seasoned, then bring your crispy butt back to the block and check us out...


Shout out to artichoke capital, who give free IV bags with rates you will choke on, big up to green onion advance, because they got crazy green dollars and their breath stink, one love to sweet potato financing, because they know that sweet spot of giving a 10 day deal, 15 days before the merchant goes out of business, nuff respect to beets brokers, because they beat the brakes off anyone who tries to clawback a commission.* *


* Kicks feet back and prays for some re-orders

[SmartAdvanced]

Turn your cucumbers into pickles, don’t wait don’t delay, sign up today.

[admin]

moved to promotions. next offense = ban

[SmartAdvanced]

moved to promotions. next offense = ban

I hope you didn’t think I was serious about that! I would never turn anyones cucumbers into pickles.. in fact I’d rather go with cucumbers than pickles any day of the week.

I was obviously just joking.

[DonMcGrath]

I hope you didn’t think I was serious about that! I would never turn anyones cucumbers into pickles.. in fact I’d rather go with cucumbers than pickles any day of the week.

I was obviously just joking.

I'm pretty sure you're not the cucumber he was referencing, smart guy.

[Olderguy]

I kind of liked fruitsaladcapital.com