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    These merchants want your money......and they’re growing on trees??!!!

    Plant these in the dirt or grass around your office.

    Give it a couple of hours and watch a tree grow, filled with leaves, covered with the names and numbers of merchants looking for money.

    Call them, and they'll be discussing funding with you.

    I know, I know..... it sounds ridiculous, so here's what we'll do....

    We will plant these magic merchant beans for you, on your behalf, in the www.dumbleads.com picnic grounds,
    and when your tree does grow, we're going to contact those merchants and TELL THEM TO CALL YOU!

    This is a real offer! Any Iso or Funder who gives us a phone number to call (here or DM), you will have phone calls coming in from merchants looking for money, guaranteed, almost immediately,

    Test us right now and see for yourself if our magic merchant tree beans are the real deal!

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    Unfortunately I always tend to kill plants and trees. Don't have a green thumb.
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    You Can Start By Answering The Phone

    Quote Originally Posted by DonMcGrath View Post
    Plant these in the dirt or grass around your office.

    Give it a couple of hours and watch a tree grow, filled with leaves, covered with the names and numbers of merchants looking for money.

    Call them, and they'll be discussing funding with you.

    I know, I know..... it sounds ridiculous, so here's what we'll do....

    We will plant these magic merchant beans for you, on your behalf, in the www.dumbleads.com picnic grounds,
    and when your tree does grow, we're going to contact those merchants and TELL THEM TO CALL YOU!

    This is a real offer! Any Iso or Funder who gives us a phone number to call (here or DM), you will have phone calls coming in from merchants looking for money, guaranteed, almost immediately,

    Test us right now and see for yourself if our magic merchant tree beans are the real deal!

    Thank you for calling Dumb Leads press '0' and you get transferred to a busy signal (ouch!)



    No disrespect - answering a phone would be proper?


    Thanks FYI

    Seasons Greet

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    Quote Originally Posted by G2efunding.com View Post
    Thank you for calling Dumb Leads press '0' and you get transferred to a busy signal (ouch!)



    No disrespect - answering a phone would be proper?


    Thanks FYI

    Seasons Greet


    Why is it when everyone goes right, Canadians have to go up, and to the left?

    The instructions are clearly given when you call. Pressing zero is for our VIP dating service, and both your dates requested you don’t return for a second, as both of them found your braided back hair, offensive, however effective it is for arctic northern winters.

    Seasons Greet
    Last edited by DonMcGrath; 12-21-2021 at 02:36 PM.

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