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12-21-2021, 01:14 AM #1
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These merchants want your money......and they’re growing on trees??!!!
Plant these in the dirt or grass around your office.
Give it a couple of hours and watch a tree grow, filled with leaves, covered with the names and numbers of merchants looking for money.
Call them, and they'll be discussing funding with you.
I know, I know..... it sounds ridiculous, so here's what we'll do....
We will plant these magic merchant beans for you, on your behalf, in the www.dumbleads.com picnic grounds,
and when your tree does grow, we're going to contact those merchants and TELL THEM TO CALL YOU!
This is a real offer! Any Iso or Funder who gives us a phone number to call (here or DM), you will have phone calls coming in from merchants looking for money, guaranteed, almost immediately,
Test us right now and see for yourself if our magic merchant tree beans are the real deal!
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12-21-2021, 08:05 AM #2
Unfortunately I always tend to kill plants and trees. Don't have a green thumb.
Steve Benjamin
Professional Business Loans
522 Contessa
Irvine, CA 92620
steveprobiz@gmail.com
https://probizloans.net/
Broker, Underwriter, general business loan expert
949.228.1050
@ 24 hour funding working capital loans
@ Term loans from 3 years to 10 years at 9.5% and up
@ Equipment financing up to 7 years
@ Property loans - Hard Money and traditional - Primary, Investment, commercial, land, fix and flip, construction.
@ SBA loans - 7A and 504.
@ Private money equity and debt for major investments
@ Personal Loans up to gross income from personal tax return.
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12-21-2021, 12:16 PM #3
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12-21-2021, 02:14 PM #4
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Why is it when everyone goes right, Canadians have to go up, and to the left?
The instructions are clearly given when you call. Pressing zero is for our VIP dating service, and both your dates requested you don’t return for a second, as both of them found your braided back hair, offensive, however effective it is for arctic northern winters.
Seasons GreetLast edited by DonMcGrath; 12-21-2021 at 02:36 PM.
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