yo mama is currently accepting new ISO's!!
we fund 1st and 3rd positions, do NOT send us your 2nd position middle child deals.
our underwriting guidelines may seem very strict at first but over an extended period of time, they will make a lot more sense and will help you in judging better merchants to work with.
strip clubs and marijauna are an auto decline for us.


We really just want to have good lasting long term relationships with our brokers. We find that a nice honest broker is just as important as a nice honest funder.

Feel free to visit our office at any time, we believe in an open door policy but we just ask that you give an hour notice before arriving so we can prepare some nice meatloaf with some freshly made fruit juice.