Quote Originally Posted by pcfunder View Post
Dear Don,

Please FOLLOW THE RULES of this extremely active forum and please DO NOT try to make us laugh anymore. Comedy doesn't belong here.

Love,
Me




PC funder, I was reading your heart felt message while at my gym today, handling the stair master, and the passion you exhumed made me weak in the knees.

The problem was, the lady working out next to me was about a slice of tiramisu above three hunnert’ lbs, and when I tipped and fell on her, it threw off her balance and sent her tumbling across the aisle, scoring a strike as she knocked over a bunch of members, who happened to be fat camp graduates, who all received free gym membership and were conducting a tour, and somehow they were allowed to bring lunch with them, or in their case, desert sundaes.


It was a huge mess, multiple injuries, a lot of equipment bent out of functional shape, and my membership being revoked for 3 months.

Thanks again.