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03-26-2021, 08:34 PM #1
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Dearest yankeeman...
I hope this literary correspondence finds you within cover of good cheer and splendid digestive health (with the purpose of minimizing evening meal flatulence).
Me and Sean (of the Great Dane Murray family) spent a few hours going over payroll this week, and I made no keen observation of your name on the payout list.
I also seem to remember your resume for admin position being politely declined 3 times, with the 4 and 5th time requiring a stern warning, and the 6th time involving a physical security escort out of the office cafeteria, after you threatened to put your foot through the hot dog fryer.
Clearly there are people posting who are vagrantly disregarding rules and etiquette, and are clearly looking to create a scene and stir up problems that can easily get out of hand and cause many of our valued funder members great harm.
I would suggest then....and only then....you put on your cape and your star spangled underpants....and administer frontier justice as you see fit.
Other than that, I would gently ask that you keep your voice down, so that our wonderful patrons and readers visiting dailyfunder, are not startled or disturbed.
Yours truly,
Donald McGratheren,
signatory for www.dumbleads.comLast edited by DonMcGrath; 03-26-2021 at 08:40 PM.
Do you remember love? That time you funded your first deal over 40K.....
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03-26-2021, 09:09 PM #2
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Learn to read and follow directions "DUDE"Last edited by TheUnderwritingProdigy; 03-26-2021 at 09:11 PM.
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03-27-2021, 10:30 AM #3
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Well first, I’m not a dude, I’m THE DUDE, man......
And anytime you want to come down from your river park tower and settle this man to man, you can meet me at the bowling alley....they have great Russian pina coladas, and we’ll let our final scores do the swinging.Do you remember love? That time you funded your first deal over 40K.....
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03-27-2021, 11:21 AM #4
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Dave Lambert, Business Development
dave@fcbankcard.com
Merchant Services Consultant
High Risk Merchant Payment Solutions
SBA 7(a) Loans & Short-Term Funding
T/VM: 727-291-7890
Office: 727-233-1111
Skype: fc-financial
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03-27-2021, 12:04 PM #5
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03-29-2021, 09:57 AM #6
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Don,
According to the rules of the forum, this thread belongs in the "everything else" section. I am not sure how I know this.....I think I read it somewhere recently.......
Best,
KevinKevin Henry
VP-Business Development
Seacoast Business Funding, a division of Seacoast Bank
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Boynton Beach, FL 33426
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03-29-2021, 10:02 AM #7
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Kevin Henry (the third), you are clearly a man who has traversed a great deal through hallowed levels of learning to amass this knowledge, unlike myself with my rudimentary reading making it difficult to even identify what you were trying to say.
Treasure this information you own, for you may never receive it again.
Do you remember love? That time you funded your first deal over 40K.....
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03-29-2021, 10:02 AM #8
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Dear Don,
Please FOLLOW THE RULES of this extremely active forum and please DO NOT try to make us laugh anymore. Comedy doesn't belong here.
Love,
Me
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03-29-2021, 12:44 PM #9
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as long as you realize that he is better than you, more sophisticated than you, and more experienced than you.
Quick interesting side fact about Mr Henry, on average, he closes 48 out of 50 cold calls
Consider yourself lucky he took some time out of his busy day to acknowledge that you exist.
and if you need any Factoring, MCAs or loans reach out to:
Kevin Henry-VP Business Development
Kevin.Henry@SeacoastBF.com
561-623-1872
www.seacoastbf.com
Boynton Beach, FL
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03-29-2021, 12:50 PM #10
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only 48 out of 50??? those are rookie numbers. come back on here when you start closing 85 out of every 50 phone calls made. THATS RIGHT BABYYYYYYYYYYY FOR EVERY 50 PHONE CALLS I MAKE I CLOSE AN ADDITIONAL 35 WORTH OF REFERALS!!!!! WA WA WE WO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO BROUGHT THE RED BULL TO THE PARTY TODAY THIS SHIZ IS AWESOME!
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03-29-2021, 12:56 PM #11
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03-29-2021, 12:57 PM #12
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ah dang that is pretty talented....
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03-29-2021, 02:20 PM #13
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03-29-2021, 02:35 PM #14
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Kevin Henry
VP-Business Development
Seacoast Business Funding, a division of Seacoast Bank
561-850-9346
Kevin.Henry@SeacoastBF.com
1880 N Congress Ave., Suite 404
Boynton Beach, FL 33426
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03-29-2021, 02:52 PM #15
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oh stop it. your beautiful to me.
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03-29-2021, 02:54 PM #16
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No really.... I am frequently described as an ugly human being or a very handsome monster.......
Kevin Henry
VP-Business Development
Seacoast Business Funding, a division of Seacoast Bank
561-850-9346
Kevin.Henry@SeacoastBF.com
1880 N Congress Ave., Suite 404
Boynton Beach, FL 33426
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03-29-2021, 02:56 PM #17
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03-29-2021, 03:50 PM #18
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I always got the impression, by your unique typing style and heavy handed font use, that you were using a keyboard with heavy gloves on, to protect the equipment from your 4 fingered manacles on each of your three arms.
Always good to know when suspicions are warranted.Do you remember love? That time you funded your first deal over 40K.....
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03-29-2021, 03:57 PM #19
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Kevin Henry
VP-Business Development
Seacoast Business Funding, a division of Seacoast Bank
561-850-9346
Kevin.Henry@SeacoastBF.com
1880 N Congress Ave., Suite 404
Boynton Beach, FL 33426
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03-29-2021, 04:02 PM #20
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PC funder, I was reading your heart felt message while at my gym today, handling the stair master, and the passion you exhumed made me weak in the knees.
The problem was, the lady working out next to me was about a slice of tiramisu above three hunnert’ lbs, and when I tipped and fell on her, it threw off her balance and sent her tumbling across the aisle, scoring a strike as she knocked over a bunch of members, who happened to be fat camp graduates, who all received free gym membership and were conducting a tour, and somehow they were allowed to bring lunch with them, or in their case, desert sundaes.
It was a huge mess, multiple injuries, a lot of equipment bent out of functional shape, and my membership being revoked for 3 months.
Thanks again.Do you remember love? That time you funded your first deal over 40K.....
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03-29-2021, 04:20 PM #21
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03-29-2021, 04:36 PM #22
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03-29-2021, 05:09 PM #23
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03-29-2021, 05:30 PM #24
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03-29-2021, 06:11 PM #25
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