[abfunders]

I'm not in charge of web site development "bro" - is that professional lingo in the 2020 business world?

Let me paraphrase:
"It's not my fault. I'm only the owner and its only employee (because I only do 1099 workers), so there's nobody in charge over here (except me), therefore I'm not in charge of web site [not from the editor: website, not web site] development. I also resell Microsoft servers so that nobody uses Google, and premium domain names for companies to have better SEO, but web development is out of my hands. And you can trust me to do all of this, because my web site is from 1990."

Seriously Dave, I found a guy on Fiverr that charged me $100 for my website. He found the theme and put my content on it, gave me some advice, and then I spent a lot of hours improving it and making it better and adding more and more content. $6 on a logo, and I upgraded it once for another $6. I have a lot more I could do with it I'm sure, make more Call to Action buttons, better SEO, more and more content, but, well.... I've been busy. But without a nice looking website, even just a landing one-page site, why would I want to do business with someone? I promise you Dave, it won't cost you more than $100.