“Hi, I’m John Parks. I’m a broker just like everyone on this forum, but I call myself an “investor” for puffery purposes. I can’t figure out how to properly market for leads (maybe because I’m broke) so please send me your hard-earned deals so I can please skim some commission off the top, if not outright steal your deals. I am 100% legit, which is why I use an Outlook email rather than spend $10 on a professional email address like everyone else”

Fixed it for you, “John”.