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08-19-2019, 04:09 PM #1
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Best/Funniest lies merchants say
Sometimes the merchants lies are so bad or funny that you start to crack up on the phone.
I just had a merchant tell me that he has no loans. When i asked him about the weekly payments i see from a popular funder, he tells me that is my weekly donation to help the community kids and goes on about how important it is to give back and that i shouldn't laugh.
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08-19-2019, 04:42 PM #2
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Merchant told me, after I inquired, that he gives daily donations to YELLOWSTONE National Park (only saw 'yellowstone' on the statements). Told him he's a saint
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08-19-2019, 10:21 PM #3
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08-21-2019, 05:31 PM #4
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RAM PMT - AKA Ram/Richmond Capitals Collection company "Thats my Car Payment"
Thank you,
Lior Monus
Business Development Manager
CFG Merchant Solutions
Direct: (646) 880-6764
Cell: (516) 319-5826
Fax: (646) 278-7322
Lmonus@cfgms.com
180 Maiden Lane New York, NY 10038
www.cfgmerchantsolutions.com
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08-21-2019, 05:32 PM #5
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You defaulted on your other business "What does that have to do with this one??? Are you going to fund me or not, because i have 3 other offers"
Thank you,
Lior Monus
Business Development Manager
CFG Merchant Solutions
Direct: (646) 880-6764
Cell: (516) 319-5826
Fax: (646) 278-7322
Lmonus@cfgms.com
180 Maiden Lane New York, NY 10038
www.cfgmerchantsolutions.com
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08-21-2019, 05:34 PM #6
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business backer is my insurance that backs up my business if anything happens
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08-21-2019, 05:36 PM #7
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The best are the ones that tell you i will never take a high intrest loan i have 700 credit.......... you get bank statements and they have 4 high risk loans in it
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08-23-2019, 09:58 AM #8
When I asked a customer why he wasn't paying he said "I got hit in the head with a fish". I chuckled and he said "it's not funny it was a 400lb frozen tuna." Wasn't a lie!!! But still funny!!!
Jim Plummer
Quality Leasing Co., Inc.
A Tom Wood Automotive Company
Office: 317-253-4415
Direct: 317-845-8768
Fax: 317-688-6420
Cell: 317-512-9618
www.qualityleasingco.com
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08-23-2019, 01:32 PM #9
We personally received one of the worst fraudulent statements we have ever seen. When we asked the merchant, "are these fraudulent?". He stated, "yes they are, whoops I meant to send you the real ones. Those ones are for the city."
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08-23-2019, 03:27 PM #10
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Merchant after reviewing contracts sent: I have an MCA 15% cost of money, I would never take that high of a payback amount you're a loan shark!!
Me: Reads competitor contract, its 15% specified purchase percentage at a 1.47 factor
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08-26-2019, 10:35 AM #11
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09-30-2019, 02:29 PM #12
I once had a merchant who edited his bank statements and put 3 cash advance companies in the statements and he didn't have any advances I called up each company to verify. lol
FUND3R1
"Everyday is a bank account, and time is our currency. No one is rich, no one is poor, we've got 24 hours each. --Christopher Rice"
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