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  1. #1
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    Who got this Simply Email?

    Anyone on Simply's mailing list?


    Wow. A direct Like Burgerking (Simply) style attack on Mcdonalds. (Vader)

    I like it.


    - Even though Im a fan of Vader and Simply alike.

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    The Gloves are coming off!!!! Lol.

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    What did it say lol

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    You were desperate. And no one blames you for it. When you needed to close that deal under $10k, you may have turned to the dark side, letting Vader fund your merchant.


    Even the best ISOs (and padawans) have sent their deals to the dark side of the force. It’s never too late to leave Vader, and join the light side with Simply Funding.



    Just call us the Jedis of merchant cash advance.



    Known for our unrivaled speed and agility, we’ll help you get your deals under $10k funded in record time. Join the rebellion—and get a sizable commission in your pocket. Simply put, we put ISOs first:



    Same-day funding
    Soft credit pulls
    Fully secured, easy applications
    Up to $250,000 in working capital



    Can you feel the force pulling you toward the phone? Dial Mo Farhadi at (646) 661-4399 or email mofarhadi@simplyfunding.com with your deal. Do or not. There is no try.

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    That's a great email. Creatively using an opponent's assets against him.










    www.UccRadar.com





    Quote Originally Posted by ryan $ View Post
    You were desperate. And no one blames you for it. When you needed to close that deal under $10k, you may have turned to the dark side, letting Vader fund your merchant.

















    Even the best ISOs (and padawans) have sent their deals to the dark side of the force. It’s never too late to leave Vader, and join the light side with Simply Funding.



    Just call us the Jedis of merchant cash advance.



    Known for our unrivaled speed and agility, we’ll help you get your deals under $10k funded in record time. Join the rebellion—and get a sizable commission in your pocket. Simply put, we put ISOs first:



    Same-day funding
    Soft credit pulls
    Fully secured, easy applications
    Up to $250,000 in working capital



    Can you feel the force pulling you toward the phone? Dial Mo Farhadi at (646) 661-4399 or email mofarhadi@simplyfunding.com with your deal. Do or not. There is no try.

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    It's pretty great

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryan $ View Post
    You were desperate. And no one blames you for it. When you needed to close that deal under $10k, you may have turned to the dark side, letting Vader fund your merchant.


    Even the best ISOs (and padawans) have sent their deals to the dark side of the force. It’s never too late to leave Vader, and join the light side with Simply Funding.



    Just call us the Jedis of merchant cash advance.



    Known for our unrivaled speed and agility, we’ll help you get your deals under $10k funded in record time. Join the rebellion—and get a sizable commission in your pocket. Simply put, we put ISOs first:



    Same-day funding
    Soft credit pulls
    Fully secured, easy applications
    Up to $250,000 in working capital



    Can you feel the force pulling you toward the phone? Dial Mo Farhadi at (646) 661-4399 or email mofarhadi@simplyfunding.com with your deal. Do or not. There is no try.
    lmao creative

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    Quicksilver and Everest went at it with emails against each other for awhile

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    Just Dial Mo


    LOL

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