[ryan $]

Ever have a deal that is just soooooo smoooth, so perfect, no push back, and you just get a feeling, something is not right.

Then Bam, On Contract request "Declined due to Credit Card Fraud, Identity theft and Larceny Convictions"

Then there is Mr. Guy
"I need to do a Screen Share not giving out my password" - Then during Screen Share - NO WE CAN'T OPEN NOVEMBER STATEMENT - GETS INTO A FULL ON ARGUMENT - DEAL DEAD

It is scumbag Merchant March Apparently

[WestCoastFunding]

Were they Armenian?

[freeprocessing]

Ever have a deal that is just soooooo smoooth, so perfect, no push back, and you just get a feeling, something is not right.

Then Bam, On Contract request "Declined due to Credit Card Fraud, Identity theft and Larceny Convictions"

Then there is Mr. Guy
"I need to do a Screen Share not giving out my password" - Then during Screen Share - NO WE CAN'T OPEN NOVEMBER STATEMENT - GETS INTO A FULL ON ARGUMENT - DEAL DEAD

It is scumbag Merchant March Apparently

I know a guy that can go 18 months 1.25 buy rate on that

[Emoney]

A little bird once told me a lender we all know well uses the code "AIC" as a decline....."Armenian in Cali or Asian in Cali".....I love this business!!!!

[ryan $]

I know a guy that can go 18 months 1.25 buy rate on that

Go away

[freeprocessing]

Go away

It was a joke

[harvey]

emoney i know that lender!!

[RickyR3712]

Ever have a deal that is just soooooo smoooth, so perfect, no push back, and you just get a feeling, something is not right.

Then Bam, On Contract request "Declined due to Credit Card Fraud, Identity theft and Larceny Convictions"

Then there is Mr. Guy
"I need to do a Screen Share not giving out my password" - Then during Screen Share - NO WE CAN'T OPEN NOVEMBER STATEMENT - GETS INTO A FULL ON ARGUMENT - DEAL DEAD

It is scumbag Merchant March Apparently

Worst is when it funds and you have that sick feeling because it was just to easy.

[Michael I]

Worst is when it funds and you have that sick feeling because it was just to easy.

I have one like that I funded him and renewed him twice.that lender upped their requirements and declined him for credit on the third renewal . I sent him out and got declined by them proving that business closed 4 years before .business address had a new business there and bank statements were old bank statements with dates changed,after verifacation .end of day he did fully payback .but talk about bullet dodged

[WestCoastFunding]

My favorite is when the merchant acts like they never had an advance before, then starts using the terminology.

ISO: Have you ever had an Advance before?
Merchant: Advance?? Never heard of it! Whats an advance???
ISO: Purchase of Future receivables. I have a $50,000 offer.
Merchant: send me the contracts and COJ. I’ll get them signed and notarized so I can hurry up and do Decision Logic and complete the merchant interview.

[Bloomingdale Funding]

Lol

Reminds me if trying to fund with the jewish people too.

[Michael I]

Lol

Reminds me if trying to fund with the jewish people too.

Care to explain?

[WestCoastFunding]

What the hell?

[gaxisa]

Lol

Reminds me if trying to fund with the jewish people too.

Quick way to get yourself blackballed from the entire industry there chief.

[ryan $]

Lol

Reminds me if trying to fund with the jewish people too.

Wtf is this? You do know this is the merchant cash advance industry? Your basically downtalking the check writers

[HDF]

The Representative from Minnesota strikes again!

[Chargers]

Lol

Reminds me if trying to fund with the jewish people too.

Have you ever noticed how many stupid comments this Bloomingdale makes? Click on his name and look at all the completely ignorant comments. I've haven't said anything in the past because I just chalked it up to an egotistical immature sales schlep. But this moron has no clue that pretty much the entire industry is Jewish including myself. What an idiot!

[Bloomingdale Funding]

Huh

Armenians and asainz are ok to be talked aboutbut not jews? Im jewish i know my kind.
Lol

[Chambo]

Mob extortion of small business via cash advance is real out in California

[SharmyllaSiew]

Huh

Armenians and asainz are ok to be talked aboutbut not jews? Im jewish i know my kind.
Lol

When i first started in this industry i immediately learned any Asian in Cali was an immediate decline and i also worked for a Jew who would never lend to his own kind lol never understood that

[Cashman1]

Huh

Armenians and asainz are ok to be talked aboutbut not jews? Im jewish i know my kind.
Lol

I agree with you, the only person allowed to be made fun of on here is Marcus, the rest we leave up to Rep Omar.....

[harvey]

practicing jews cant lend to other jews if they know they r a jew

[FCG]

Merchant: I'ver never had an advance before
Underwriters: Merchant defaulted on 3 companies
Merchant: it was the old owner of the business I had nothing to do with it.


Merchant: I want monthly payments no more than 18% interest, My credit is 780.
Underwriters: merchant defaulted on 4 companies, 520 credit score

[Franklin]

practicing jews cant lend to other jews if they know they r a jew

I believe they can lend but they can’t charge interest. And you can’t claim a security that he uses to survive on.
















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