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    Broker sends pictures of his Kids

    Does anybody else get weird emails from that guy that his pictures of his kids and staff? I've gotten them for months, so I messaged him back that it was weird and to stop. He was highly offended and asked me if I thought his kids were funny looking. I just find it very odd...now my partner gets emails from this guy too. Lol....please tell me someone else gets the emails from the weird broker showing us his kids and employees.

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    so weird, so so weird

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    watch the clip about George carlin about what he does when someone shows him pics of their https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-ryuJDTpEc kids ...
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    Ah man, you must be talking about Anthony Simonini, aren’t you?

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    Lol I do not know the name of the weirdo that sends strangers pictures of his children thinking that it makes him look like a funder and not a broker. Also has pictures of his staff in there with like a mini bio....some people are whacked out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiamondCapitalFunding View Post
    Lol I do not know the name of the weirdo that sends strangers pictures of his children thinking that it makes him look like a funder and not a broker. Also has pictures of his staff in there with like a mini bio....some people are whacked out.
    It’s most likely him from Phoenix Funding something something something. They send out emails announcing partnerships with funders, trying to portray themselves as funders. Weird ****ing people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiamondCapitalFunding View Post
    He was highly offended and asked me if I thought his kids were funny looking.
    The mistake you made was not being truthful and saying, “Yes, your kids are funny looking.”

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    The guy called me after I emailed him that I found it awkward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiamondCapitalFunding View Post
    Lol I do not know the name of the weirdo that sends strangers pictures of his children thinking that it makes him look like a funder and not a broker. Also has pictures of his staff in there with like a mini bio....some people are whacked out.
    Are you guys a funder or broker?

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    Broker, pretending to be a funder should be illegal. Not that it's hard to figure out who is and who isnt. So many people afraid to pick up the phone themselves or put the work in. You send me deals, then I'll shop it out for you, then you close the whole deal and I make a commission doing nothing but pretending I fund the deals. BS weak. And, a surprise surprise, I dont want to see your kids....in strange photos.....

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    I love getting the call from a broker claiming to be a funder asking me for deals or if I want an ISO agreement. Um...skippy, you called factor/asset based lender that's owned by a bank.

    People do little to no research before cold calling for deals......
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcaguru View Post
    watch the clip about George carlin about what he does when someone shows him pics of theirhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-ryuJDTpEc kids ...
    we are still waiting on your reply to the other thread.............

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    @ WestCoast - chill your ****ing nuts, once for your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCABroker View Post
    Are you guys a funder or broker?
    ..

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    marcus we see you

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    Screen Shot 2019-03-06 at 4.02.53 PM.png

    Not sure if this guy closes more deals or books more modeling engagements.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmartAdvanced View Post
    @ WestCoast - chill your ****ing nuts, once for your life.
    Knock it off WestCoast!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by channin19 View Post
    Screen Shot 2019-03-06 at 4.02.53 PM.png

    Not sure if this guy closes more deals or books more modeling engagements.
    Wow, that guy’s a douche. So many things wrong with his picture. His sideburns/beard looked like they were edged up on the back of a pickup truck driving down a gravel road, his cheek looks like he was attacked by a cheese grater, his hair looks dirty (possible lice, but not 100% sure), his suit looks straight outta Kazakhstan, his cigar pose screams ‘poseur’. But what gets me is that over-the-top metrosexual middle finger ring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastFunding View Post
    Wow, that guy’s a douche. So many things wrong with his picture. His sideburns/beard looked like they were edged up on the back of a pickup truck driving down a gravel road, his cheek looks like he was attacked by a cheese grater, his hair looks dirty (possible lice, but not 100% sure), his suit looks straight outta Kazakhstan, his cigar pose screams ‘poseur’. But what gets me is that over-the-top metrosexual middle finger ring.
    i like the shiny suite

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    Jon McHatton is going to get a huge spike in LinkedIn page views today.

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    I wish there was some kind of test to be able to do MCA. Something simple like whats 1+1 and "do you think scamming people is cool"?

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    That's the exact guy!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH he put part time model/actor in an email to attract business. That guy is out of his mind....weird pictures of his kids too but let's not post those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastFunding View Post
    Wow, that guy’s a douche. So many things wrong with his picture. His sideburns/beard looked like they were edged up on the back of a pickup truck driving down a gravel road, his cheek looks like he was attacked by a cheese grater, his hair looks dirty (possible lice, but not 100% sure), his suit looks straight outta Kazakhstan, his cigar pose screams ‘poseur’. But what gets me is that over-the-top metrosexual middle finger ring.
    LMAO this is amazing.
    Thank you,

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    wait until he starts sending you over scenarios instead of the actual submissions....smh

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKER TIME View Post
    i like the shiny suite
    I’m convinced this pic is from a new movie staring Keanu Reeves playing a used car salesman in Albania.

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