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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayson Yunason View Post
    We did have to switch from Citi Capital to MR Advance- not because we "ruined our name" but because of confusion of "citi" merchants could have thought we were citi group which we are not and have no affiliation to
    We are here for the long term, relations and transparency is what we're all about
    No sh*t? Ya'll didn't realize that from day one? We all did. Just sitting back with popcorn waiting. smh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoisKingsley View Post
    No sh*t? Ya'll didn't realize that from day one? We all did. Just sitting back with popcorn waiting. smh.
    They did know. I am 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999% sure that they would pitch clients saying something like this "Listen here you wanna know WHY our name is Citicap? BECAUSE WE WORK WITH CITI GROUP. THEY FUND US. So if you want the best of the best. OF THE BEST. You need to sign our contract for 3 months at a 1.499 with 15% fee's because if you want a real loan from citigroup?!?! THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT. Is by going through me baby. Yup thats right. I am here to GET YOU TO CITIGROUP BECAUSE I AM CITIGROUP"

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    Quote Originally Posted by pcfunder View Post
    They did know. I am 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999% sure that they would pitch clients saying something like this "Listen here you wanna know WHY our name is Citicap? BECAUSE WE WORK WITH CITI GROUP. THEY FUND US. So if you want the best of the best. OF THE BEST. You need to sign our contract for 3 months at a 1.499 with 15% fee's because if you want a real loan from citigroup?!?! THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT. Is by going through me baby. Yup thats right. I am here to GET YOU TO CITIGROUP BECAUSE I AM CITIGROUP"
    I would bet good money that this is pretty close to the truth
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.Celifarco View Post
    I would bet good money that this is pretty close to the truth
    I would bet more money than the amount of money I plan on investing in Blockbuster's stock that this is true.

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    Okay. Now listen... I don't know Jayson or anyone there "personally". So I did look on Linkedin and I'm like WOW .... there are a few really pretty girls that work there. *Looks one up on Facebook... nothing.* Thinks to self... wait a f*cking minute...

    *looks up next pretty girl* Nothing....
    *next ... Nothing
    *next... Nothing

    So here's the deal with all the bull sh* and f*ckery - Either have all your ISO Chicks pose for a photo and post it with your company name Mr. Advance on a piece of a paper
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoisKingsley View Post
    Okay. Now listen... I don't know Jayson or anyone there "personally". So I did look on Linkedin and I'm like WOW .... there are a few really pretty girls that work there. *Looks one up on Facebook... nothing.* Thinks to self... wait a f*cking minute...

    *looks up next pretty girl* Nothing....
    *next ... Nothing
    *next... Nothing

    So here's the deal with all the bull sh* and f*ckery - Either have all your ISO Chicks pose for a photo and post it with your company name Mr. Advance on a piece of a paper
    That's another example of the BS that they do. I honestly find it offensive that they think we are all stupid enough to sign up with them after seeing a clearly FAKE photo of a random hot girl working for them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pcfunder View Post
    That's another example of the BS that they do. I honestly find it offensive that they think we are all stupid enough to sign up with them after seeing a clearly FAKE photo of a random hot girl working for them.
    Honestly I was going to leave it all alone until I noticed that. I am not all feminist or hooray vaginas! But real recognizes real and that is the pure definition of #THIRST - direct or not if you have to catfish people like that to get business you already broke the #rule - Trust.

    Do you just have one chick in there that gets on the phone? Curious
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoisKingsley View Post
    Honestly I was going to leave it all alone until I noticed that. I am not all feminist or hooray vaginas! But real recognizes real and that is the pure definition of #THIRST - direct or not if you have to catfish people like that to get business you already broke the #rule - Trust.

    Do you just have one chick in there that gets on the phone? Curious
    Actually all those ladies on the linked in link are real people, no catfishing lmao. its crazy how you can just go into assuming BS and really think its BS

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    So here's the deal with all the bull sh* and f*ckery - Either have all your ISO Chicks pose for a photo and post it with your company name Mr. Advance on a piece of a paper[/QUOTE]

    That's an excellent idea that all the funders should follow. Especially for the pretty girl that pops up in the bottom right of their web page asking if they can help you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoisKingsley View Post
    l the bull sh* and f*ckery - Either have all your ISO Chicks pose for a photo and post it with your company name Mr. Advance on a piece of a paper
    When did DF become 4chan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sean bash View Post
    When did DF become 4chan?
    when you opened the barn doors and sent all the ranchers home

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