[Kevin Henry-Seacoast]

Personally I love personally funding churches. If they fail to pay you just file the COJ and you get to seize the whole church — even seize their parishioners. And the parishioners are awesome because you get 10-15% if their paychecks every Sunday for life. If they fail to pay each Sunday, you remind them to pay up or they’ll go to hell. Most effective collection process ever.

Always best to execute your COJ on Pancake Breakfast day....just sayin'....