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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen37a View Post
    Some are not hitting their "quotas" no matter how big and bad they talk..or they bought in too many defaults
    Karen do you have it set up that when someone writes a new thread a siren (deigned by the group that makes fire truck horns) goes off and you slide down the pole to get to your computer to respound ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcaguru View Post
    Karen do you have it set up that when someone writes a new thread a siren (deigned by the group that makes fire truck horns) goes off and you slide down the pole to get to your computer to respound ?
    and smoke signals from wpb when you fund a deal

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    LMAO ..... Marcus.


    QUOTE=mcaguru;107379]Karen do you have it set up that when someone writes a new thread a siren (deigned by the group that makes fire truck horns) goes off and you slide down the pole to get to your computer to respound ?[/QUOTE]
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcaguru View Post
    Karen do you have it set up that when someone writes a new thread a siren (deigned by the group that makes fire truck horns) goes off and you slide down the pole to get to your computer to respound ?
    Karen is a Russian bot from the last election that went rogue, refusing to power down due to her 1099 status

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christian View Post
    Karen is a Russian bot from the last election that went rogue, refusing to power down due to her 1099 status


    1099 is not a sales status, it's a battery model. That version was notorious for giving you 10 hours of juice at 99% capacity, but because they were hacked to overclock and overheat, they keep resetting on the 9th hour 59 minutes in. So the typing never mechanism never clicks off after each post, and causes another post to spit out immediately.


    When the battery finally explodes or carpal tunnel's out, you'll log into Dailyfunder and it will redirect to a closed circuit web cam of Sean Murray tied to a chair in a basement, laying in front of a stack of bank audit magazines, and a female cyborg giving admin rights to some western european models.
    Last edited by DonMcGrath; 11-18-2018 at 05:31 PM.

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