[Karen37a]

Haha was that software generated? You managed to create an eerily accurate wall of rambling text alternating between incohrrent self aggrandizement, assorted non-sequiturs and paranoid anti-regulation hysteria. I nominate this post of the year!

You just forgot to add a link to a random YouTube video and end with a proper "I'm off to close a 200k deal. Tata. I'm not coming back. Yada Yada."

And you forgot to say " I graduated from cold calling" maybe ill work for a funder w/2 not 1099 , because 1099 sucks

And you Karen need to read how to win friends so after I slap you, you learn how to take it.

And heres the pitch... Hi ! I am from XYZ Capital....dooooooo dial tone