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08-22-2018, 04:23 PM #101Karen37aGuest
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08-22-2018, 04:38 PM #102Karen37aGuest
Then this person went so far off the rails he made up a story of how I told him on the phone I lost my stockbrokers licence...and then demanded it of me, giggling like a girl..lol lol sue me
Where is your crd number...where is your mortgage...insurance..then what
he SEES it...not one mf financial scratch on me ever like the Teflon don
Emailing me like a nut...pming me
Now he is back to demand 20 %...he says ...either we do it or the govt does it...which one do you prefer
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08-22-2018, 04:42 PM #103
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08-22-2018, 04:46 PM #104Karen37aGuest
I am not sure...he got 10000 online degrees and he doesn't realise IT DOESNT MATTER
his world is ruined because I have a college degree ( computer science quantitive analysis aka rocket science algorithms )and I am not from Brooklyn and i can kick his arse up and down the street in sales I dont stack my prefered lenders and have low to no defaults and over 90% renewals
** nothing wrong with BrooklynLast edited by Karen37a; 08-22-2018 at 04:52 PM.
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08-22-2018, 04:52 PM #105
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08-22-2018, 04:55 PM #106Karen37aGuest
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08-22-2018, 05:00 PM #107
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The term Teflon Don is colloquially used to refer to someone that is endlessly corrupt/unethical/criminal but manages to lie, cheat, and bribe out of ever getting charged and/or convicted of a crime. So, are you admitting to being shady or are you just not quite the super genius you constantly like to assert?
Please don't respond. I'm not actually going to read it because I'm sure it will be a word salad."Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." -Eleanor Roosevelt
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08-22-2018, 05:02 PM #108Karen37aGuest
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08-22-2018, 07:09 PM #109jotucker1983Guest
I don't know if I completely agree with that lol. You can look up various reports about where most of the funding volume is going these days and where it's being generated, it's not coming from the traditional "cold calling" external broker model. The A/B Paper Funders are where the majority of the volume of the space is being generated with a large chunk of that coming from in-house origination, then many of those Funders have direct relationships with C/D Papers to send declines to.
I just disagree with the notion that a client with a 650 - 700 credit score, solid banks, no liens, and solid sales revenues, is just going to "take" whatever offer is first spit out at him without trying to get some sort of idea of what the marketplace is likely to price.
So just to clarify, you sent a deal to On Deck this week with let's say the annual gross sales being $500,000 and they approved him for $200,000? If so, can you PM me the name of your On Deck Account Rep because I might need a new one lol.
The highest 1st position approvals I've seen were at 10% to 15%.
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08-22-2018, 07:59 PM #110Karen37aGuest
many many jibberish emails...very disturbing...and pms, posts..all saved and phone calls to me...
Last edited by Karen37a; 08-22-2018 at 08:03 PM.
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08-22-2018, 08:17 PM #111
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08-22-2018, 08:19 PM #112Karen37aGuest
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08-22-2018, 08:47 PM #113jotucker1983Guest
Okay I see now, so they approved the client for 15% to 16% of their annual sales and they included a payment option in there were the payments would equate to about 40% of the monthly sales gross? I see now.
Well, this is a discussion forum and we are all just providing our "opinions" lol. I personally think payments on an MCA related deal being more than 20% of monthly gross starts to get into a little bit of shaky territory, but that's just my "opinion".
Since about 2016 I would say, On Deck has honestly been throwing out some crazy offers every now and then. I think they are used to being stacked on like hell and are throwing out crazy offers in an attempt to at least avert being stacked.
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08-22-2018, 09:19 PM #114Karen37aGuest
west coast ...this is even too much for your hero Hannibal Lecter to watch
I am going to get a bunch of girls to dance like the pips as these debates go on
Singing ...walk on by...Dionne Warwick
" i can't get over losing you so if I seem broken in two, walk on by, walk on by...the tears and the sadness you gave me when you said goodbye, walk on bye"
Just fart or something next time if you want to clear the room lool
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08-23-2018, 12:59 AM #115
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Without knowing what type of business this is, most retailers and mom pops could not afford to have 40% of their monthly sales used to repay a debt after taxes and overhead. Most are lucky if they operate on a 20% profit margin and some operate <10%. Hopefully they used that money for the right ROI and it gets paid back, but, ODC can sell off large chunks of loans through securitization as evidenced through their historical off loading of loans. This works out well for the broker if they are funding everything and making it easy. That places a lot of pressure on the rest of the competition that may not be able to do this model. What usually happens is the merchant that didn't add addtl revenues with the loan, they borrow from other companies to repay the debt and the cycle begins of endless borrowing. The ADBs must have been very strong
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08-23-2018, 08:03 AM #116Karen37aGuest
I had people at 40%...it was a choice, 40% or the business goes under. I have to make the determination if the money will get paid back...and i am using my street smarts and book smarts...and then I am not the finanal decison maker..The Funder is
No matter what anyone says ( not directed at you fundingsmbs) Business get in financial trouble for numerous reason other than them being inept like some of the cash adbance brokers on this site who went out of business yet keep coming back to stir up trouble.
And this isnt a perfect world...some of them have cash or a second business ( structured thinkers saying box and vertical on the phone never really get to know their merchant)
So it comes right down to the nitty-gritty ...no one would take a cash advance EVER not even from A paper if they were in a great position. They wouldn't need a loan or advance.There are numerous legitimate reasons someone would want to stack... a vendor doesn't pay them ...rolling 90-120 days late on collections
Working capital
a hurricane
construction on the road in front of your restaurant, diverting traffic away.
I even had a lady whos town got flooded because the Dam broke.,... I actually sent in the weather papers and the reports to show it actually happened.
* MOst cant find out the real reason they want money( because they are not real salespeople and they are not smart enough to care because it isnt their money) and just say "inventory" "renovation"...meanwhile inventory really meant Mistress, renovation = casino
So now...you think it's unethical for me to get that woman more money? If her business wasnt flooded but just lost foot traffic for 2 weeks?
( I am pre underwriting the files..making MY decision if I want it funded...then telling the funders the crazy stories...they do not even want to know them anymore)
What is unethical is the brokers who can't think out of the box and only think about numbers and have no street smarts. Not smart enough to get down to the real root cause of the issue and determine if this person really deserves more money.
Some can't do it because you are BAD SALESPEOPLE... you think sales is a bad profession ...meanwhile sales = consulting and you will never ever never ever never ever get that idea no matter how many people tell it to you.
This is why I do not hire structured people ( technical is fine)... I can promise you I give this personality test and tell them ( this business will not be for you) for over 30 years ...I will not make an attempt at training them anymore.
Some of us actually work with the funders and lenders and say " this person actually had a dam break and I am not joking what do you want me to do"But I am in contact with the merchants, they like me. It wasn't a wham bam thank you mam ( I do not care that I print this only 5-10 % are going to make it and you cant dent my wallet...big lenders( banks) can dent us all)
Another thing...If the world was perfect I would be of NO VALUE to merchants...stop complaining and find the merchants who need help that will want to talk to you.
This is all flawed logic...if you use someone's logic no one would have a credit card or take out a personal loan or a mortgage from the bank without 20-30% down. And that is not my opinion its a fact
Where is the sell it like ser guy...get him here so he can teach me how to put on a Banna outfit and jump up and down to gain attention in the streetLast edited by Karen37a; 08-23-2018 at 09:08 AM.
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08-23-2018, 08:45 AM #117Karen37aGuest
The # 1 mistake structured thinkers make is that we are going to get people who have millions liquid...great credit to want a loan or advance.
( you can find these it is not the bulk of our business)
It's like the banks...they only want to lend you money when you do not need it
The Key is to find someone who is in a "temporary" bind.....and that's where the street smarts come in ...sometimes you can't out hustle the hustler, and you most certainly cant out hustle the hustlers trainer
and I do not want to hear someone saying "hustling is a side profession that's illegal"....if you ever get an honest salesperson who can out hustler the hustler ...boy oh boy they can talk a dog off a meat wagon. Stiff competinion in this business. Go Big or Go home.
Ps. Stop using someone's death in a horrible way to justify your existence. It's Foul and low...just like accusing someone of things they didn't do (for years).
And this person is the ethical one? pfft I am usually not wrong about peopleLast edited by Karen37a; 08-23-2018 at 10:41 AM.
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