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    I had a lot of respect for Zach before I found out he adds ****ing coconut oil to his protein shakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastFunding View Post
    I had a lot of respect for Zach before I found out he adds ****ing coconut oil to his protein shakes.
    West coast...when is your interview?

    P.s I refused to join Sc***o gy... edit ** before I have them coming after me lol
    Last edited by Karen37a; 08-17-2018 at 02:52 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen37a View Post
    West coast...when is your interview?

    P.s I refused to join Sc***o gy... edit ** before I have them coming after me lol

    Scientology is my 2nd favorite cult. My favorite cult is CrossFit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastFunding View Post
    Scientology is my 2nd favorite cult. My favorite cult is CrossFit.
    Hey my sales career started off in Jack la lanne, ballys total fitness...we were locking people into 3k contracts( 9 k in today's dollars) ... I think it was 36%... interest...then had judgments like cojs

    You would have loved it there....you get a woman in a room, lock her in and tell her she is fat and ugly and will never get married if she doesn't lose weight lol
    Last edited by Karen37a; 08-17-2018 at 02:59 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastFunding View Post
    Scientology is my 2nd favorite cult. My favorite cult is CrossFit.
    What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

    About a thousand years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastFunding View Post
    Scientology is my 2nd favorite cult. My favorite cult is CrossFit.
    Zack outted himself as being in my fav. The Coconut Oil cult... Is it a food? Is it a cosmetic? Is it medicine? Yes.

    And a way of life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christian View Post
    Zack outted himself as being in my fav. The Coconut Oil cult... Is it a food? Is it a cosmetic? Is it medicine? Yes.

    And a way of life.
    Yeah I started using coconut oil and MCT oil as part of a keto friendly diet. Learned about it from one of Joe Rogan's podcasts
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    Quote Originally Posted by MCNetwork View Post
    Yeah I started using coconut oil and MCT oil as part of a keto friendly diet. Learned about it from one of Joe Rogan's podcasts
    ( I have to zing you because you zinged me 100 times...even though i like you)

    Tell him to teach you how to cold call or prospect

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastFunding View Post
    Scientology is my 2nd favorite cult. My favorite cult is CrossFit.
    West Coast,

    Do you know why Jack la lanne, health and tennis and Ballys Total Fit went out of business??

    Because some moron told me " I am not going to pay some little girl in exercise tights 100k( probably 250k in today's dollars) a year to sell gym memberships, we will get an atm machine in the lobby and people can choose Gold, Silver and Bronze and pay for it themselves...automation"

    I was the second wave of top salespeople who went out the door, the guys before me were killer closers.

    I followed some of them to wall st ( different firms)

    He also told me that I was wasting my life being a dirty 1099 salesperson and that I should use my college degree before its too late, those guys were from Brooklyn and I had a good family.


    I do not think there is a team of people selling 9k gym memberships, they can barely sell $10 a month
    Last edited by Karen37a; 08-17-2018 at 07:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastFunding View Post
    I had a lot of respect for Zach before I found out he adds ****ing coconut oil to his protein shakes.
    the coconut oil helps you pound your chest and walk around with a "can do" attitude all day. Drinking this elixir will result in funding $5B in 30 days. Try it!

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