[DonMcGrath]

We find many of our clients have a lot of trauma to help lift off their shoulders.




Merchants who change bank accounts the day before funding, merchants who give statements with 12 different font types, merchants who tell the merchant interviewer about their vacation plans booked for next month overseas.


Merchants who gets robbed at gun point 1 week after funding, (one iso in particular seems to manage to get these all the time, as well as owners with stalker spouses that own 90% of the company),


Forget about the owner who goes dark on you for 2 weeks... (runs away)... and comes back... (pregnant) with 3 advances, desperately needing your... (child)... support.


Www.Dumbleads.com may not be able to erase all the pain, but we can make that pain mean something, not because our leads are less painful, but that the desired result (FUNDING) is more real, more satisfying, than the smoothest shave, the sharpest haircut, or even the litliest leg waxing.

[DiamondBL]

LMAO - great writing skills on this

[Karen37a]

We find many of our clients have a lot of trauma to help lift off their shoulders.




Merchants who change bank accounts the day before funding, merchants who give statements with 12 different font types, merchants who tell the merchant interviewer about their vacation plans booked for next month overseas.


Merchants who gets robbed at gun point 1 week after funding, (one iso in particular seems to manage to get these all the time, as well as owners with stalker spouses that own 90% of the company),


Forget about the owner who goes dark on you for 2 weeks... (runs away)... and comes back... (pregnant) with 3 advances, desperately needing your... (child)... support.


Www.Dumbleads.com may not be able to erase all the pain, but we can make that pain mean something, not because our leads are less painful, but that the desired result (FUNDING) is more real, more satisfying, than the smoothest shave, the sharpest haircut, or even the litliest leg waxing.

LOL

You are NOT the father

[patrickw]

Lmfaoo.. dude you should open a meme website :O