[abfunders]

Do you guys backdoor anything? I've been backdooring my boss who's been stacking with pinpoint precision and care, and if word gets out to the wrong funders in the wrong order after the deal has been funded in the right order, I won't hear the end of it.

[HDF]

Do you guys backdoor anything? I've been backdooring my boss who's been stacking with pinpoint precision and care.

Our backdoor portal is first class. We have the top closers in the industry ready to cherry pick deals and forward them to the Go Dark Department to be held for 2-3 days.

Then we close the deal with explicit instructions to the merchant to never speak with a broker again. Works quite well especially since we have changed names so many times and have so many affiliated funders under our umbrella that it is impossible to track.

Did I mention that we are hiring? Send your resume over, you have the right attitude.