[BizDev]

Alright guys I'm super totes mad.....So I sent a deal to Fundkite and they didn't even send anyone out to give me a hug and say thank you. I'm like......what kind of business are they running over there? And that's not all, those jerks declined my deal, my merchant does $15k a month and all he wanted was $750k over 5 years, they said something about his credit being bad but the merchant told me that he had a 780. It's like they don't even want to fund deals.

[Joseph Esparza]

Alright guys I'm super totes mad.....So I sent a deal to Fundkite and they didn't even send anyone out to give me a hug and say thank you. I'm like......what kind of business are they running over there? And that's not all, those jerks declined my deal, my merchant does $15k a month and all he wanted was $750k over 5 years, they said something about his credit being bad but the merchant told me that he had a 780. It's like they don't even want to fund deals.

It's not that easy to make me laugh aloud, but that shiznit was funny!

[BizDev]

You're a monster!